- Taurus:They never want to go anywhere or do anything... but they are so romantic and sweet.
- Gemini:I could talk to them for hours and they're okay doing whatever I suggest... but they can be so stone cold sometimes.
- Cancer:They are so supportive and caring... but it feels like we're speaking two different languages!
- Leo:They are so funny, friendly, and it's like they get me... but they need to get their head out of their ass.
- Virgo:They can be so quiet and a bit boring sometimes... but, they're so helpful and competent.
- Libra:They are too freaking nice and I don't understand why they don't ever know what they want... but they're not overly smothering and sensitive.
- Scorpio:They are so charming and I feel like I can drown in their intensity... but they are just so frustrating and jealous I don't even understand!
- Sagittarius:I haven't had this much fun or laughed so much with them... but they can sometimes be a bit harsh even for me and way too often forgetful.
- Capricorn:They are so strong and capable and I feel so protected... but why I don't understand their need to take things seriously all the time.
- Aquarius:They are so lively and spirited, and I feel like they understand my needs sometimes... but they can be so stubborn and even lazy sometimes.
- Pisces:I feel like their hugs heals me in a way, and they don't mind going along with my half-baked ideas... but they seem to think I'm always angry or that I don't care, but I do!
- Taurus:They never want to go anywhere or do anything... but they are so romantic and sweet.
- Gemini:I could talk to them for hours and they're okay doing whatever I suggest... but they can be so stone cold sometimes.
- Cancer:They are so supportive and caring... but it feels like we're speaking two different languages!
- Leo:They are so funny, friendly, and it's like they get me... but they need to get their head out of their ass.
- Virgo:They can be so quiet and a bit boring sometimes... but, they're so helpful and competent.
- Libra:They are too freaking nice and I don't understand why they don't ever know what they want... but they're not overly smothering and sensitive.
- Scorpio:They are so charming and I feel like I can drown in their intensity... but they are just so frustrating and jealous I don't even understand!
- Sagittarius:I haven't had this much fun or laughed so much with them... but they can sometimes be a bit harsh even for me and way too often forgetful.
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MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE:
Gemini
Aries
Leo
Capricorn
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Cancer
Virgo
Taurus
Libra