- Me:Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me:Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me:Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me:If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me:You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me:Nope, roof rack.
Tracy Chapman TRACY CHAPMAN(1990)
so my mom and I are driving back to our house and she suddenly screeches the car to a halt
she points into the woods and I’m like “what is it” then I squinted and was just …..wait a minute WHAT