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  • Them:They're already dating other people
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  • Them:They're just friends
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  • Them:They hate each other
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  • Them:They're not gay
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  • Them:They're siblings
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  • Them:The age difference is too uncomfortable
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  • Them:They're not even in the same fandom
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  • Them:You don't even watch the show
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  • Them:They're already dating other people
  • Shippers:lol
  • Them:They're just friends
  • Shippers:lol
  • Them:They hate each other
  • Shippers:lol
  • Them:They're not gay
  • Shippers:lol
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When your fandom is having a Shipping War
  • mom:if you dont understand what shipping is can you still be in a fandom
  • mom:because i always imagined it as you and your internet friends forcing guys onto little boats together and sending them away
Trying to explain your feels for characters to a friend that isn’t in the fandom like
Imagine your OTP huddled under a thick down comforter, noses pink with cold in the chilly room and the first snow frosting the windows. Imagine one pressing close to the heat of the other’s bare back and, out of nowhere, the thought surfaces: Outlive me, please. There is no danger pacing at the door...
The three stages of shipping.
Stage 1: NOW KISS Stage 2: NOW FUCK Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS
a moment of silence for the people whos notp is the most popular ship in what ever fandom they are in
When you’re just getting into a fandom and you start seeing all the fan arguments 
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Shipper vows:
I take you to be my ship, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for quality or for lack thereof, in cancellation and in renewal, until death do us part.
fandom fanfiction shipping danisnotonfire fanfic madebyjack
wow what? apparently there is a whole subset of teaparty/republicans who think obama is secretly gay and collect “evidence” and discuss it among one another… so basically there is a group of conservatives who headcanon our president as gay and write slash fanfic about it. conservat...