• conversation bisexual LGBTQ+ convo with my dad my dad is amazing destielmytimelord •
  • Me:Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
  • Dad:And that means you would have a male partner.
  • Me:Yep.
  • Dad:Or a female partner.
  • Me:Yep.
  • Dad:And that means you're bi.
  • Me:Yep.
  • Dad:So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
  • Me:
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  • Dad:Wait, Loki's destroying all the frost giants even though he is one?
  • Me:Yup.
  • Dad:Why?
  • Me:He's trying to prove to his father, and by extension all of Asgard, that he's really one of them and that he's worthy and mansome like Thor. Also, self-loathing.
  • Dad:If I were his dad, this wouldn't have happened.
  • Me:If you were Loki's dad, our children would be born without eyelids.
  • Later
  • Dad:OH NO
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IF YOU MISGENDER SOMEONE
DO CORRECT YOURSELF APOLOGISE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK USE THE RIGHT NOUNS/PRONOUNS/NAMES FROM NOW ON DON’T THINK THEY SHOULD JUST ‘DEAL WITH IT’ SAY THAT IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU IT WOULDN’T BE A BIG DEAL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
love quote dad amazing RIP Tom Daley rob daley the second pic is tom visiting his dad in the hospital i took the gif but it was for a good reason
my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up then mom joined
  • me:shut up dad i'm kawaii
  • dad:don't tell me you're kawaii
  • me:i can't be silenced
  • dad:i'm telling you to be kawaiiet
  • me:
  • dad:
  • me:
  • dad:see, i'm down with the kids and their hip new lingo
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Omg I just got kicked offline and its because my dad changed our connection name and look what he changed it to ERMAHGERD WERERLERSS ERNTERNET im cry
homestuck dad <3 john mspa john/dad omg this is real
  • Sam:"That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived."
  • My dad:This place is called The PRANCING PONY, and there are only dudes here. Do the math, Sam.
  • Loki:TELL MEEEE!!
  • my Dad:not with that attitude
me
  • Dad:all you do is eat, sleep, use the computer and listen to korean music
  • Me:that's the circle of life
  • Dad:Ok! Next one.
  • Me:That's it.
  • Dad:What? WHAT!
  • Me:
  • Dad:Tell me there is another one.
  • Me:
  • Dad:Hollie quit your joking and play the next episode.
  • Me:Dad, there isn't another one. There won't be another one for quite a while.
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