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whatsup everybody it’s cr1tikal. i’m playing President of the United States for the real life. let’s do this shit.

*4 years later*

alright, well i’m done playing this. well that’s the end of this presidency. remember to rate the presidency, comment the presidency, and subscribe if you want to see presidencies similar to this one. see ya.


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whatsup everybody it’s cr1tikal. i’m playing President of the United States for the real life. let’s do this shit. *4 years later* alright, well i’m done playing this. well that’s the end of this presidency. remember to rate the presidency, comment the presidency, and s...
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He laughs. He loses his shit. He loses his shit A LOT. He gets scared (of a leaf on his window).
  • aries:you can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife.
  • taurus:fuck you and your formal attire.
  • gemini:most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions. this owl can fuck itself in all directions.
  • cancer:oh, okay. guess i'll go fuck myself then.
  • leo:good evening. tonight's special is the shit blizzard.
  • virgo:ah, just a little bit of ghost semen. a very common ingredient found in most beverages, so, might as well stick to the traditional.
  • libra:you will all feast on the fuck.
  • scorpio:his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his mom's heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
  • ...
after all these years i finally found it the gif i’ve been searching for
anosci: well, that’s the end of this year.  remember to rate the year, comment the year, and subscribe if you want to see more years like this one. seeya. what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal. I’m starting 2015 for the Gregorian calendar. let’s do this shit.
  • [friends don't invite you to something]
  • cr1tikal voice:alright I'll go fuck myself then