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this is how the pon farr/sex talk should go in aos:

spock: [quietly] i just want a mate
bones: YOU JUST WANT TO MATE?
spock: I JUST WANT A MATE
bones: YOU’RE NOT MATING WITH ME SUNSHINE
spock: a mate. i want a mate.
bones: WELL JUST AS WELL ‘CAUSE I’M NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT NONSENSE

spock: it concerns…vulcan biology.
kirk: you mean……the biology…….of vulcans?
spock: who let you graduate starfleet academy


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this is how the pon farr/sex talk should go in aos: spock: [quietly] i just want a matebones: YOU JUST WANT TO MATE?spock: I JUST WANT A MATEbones: YOU’RE NOT MATING WITH ME SUNSHINEspock: a mate. i want a mate.bones: WELL JUST AS WELL ‘CAUSE I’M NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT NONSENSE spo...
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