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you can’t ALL play lawful evil rogues


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don't trust politicians who never played Dungeons and Dragons... what do they know about forming par...
you can’t ALL play lawful evil rogues
A brief summary of D&D alignments for the uninformed.
Lawful Good: Laws are good if they are just and fair.Lawful Neutral: Laws are good because they are laws.Lawful Evil: Laws are good, but only if they benefit me.Neutral Good: Let’s do the Right Thing(™)True Neutral: Please leave me alone.Neutral Evil: What’s in it for me?Chaotic Good: Personal freed...
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Let’s see what your alignments are, you weirdos! BTW, mine: Neutral GoodA neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He...
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Playing Dungeons & Dragons:
DMing for a group of pure Power Gamers:
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Cleric: I cast Insect PlagueDM: Wow, I accidentally typed “Incest Plague”Ranger: A plague on just your household!
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DM: You guys find yourself in a forsaken tundra Mage: Im going to build a snowman! DM: Roll Mage: *Rolls a 1 on d20* DM: Congratulations you’ve set the tundra on fire somehow
Critical failure. You kick yourself in the balls.