Explaining my lesbian engagement to my 4yr old niece Emma
ME: Emma I’m going to marry Allison
ME: Do you want to ask me any questions why I’m marrying a girl and not a boy?
Emma: Yes! CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE THE FLOWER GIRL?!
ME: Sure, do you have any other questions about me and Allison getting married?
Emma: YES! PLEASE PLEASE CAN THERE BE VANILLA CAKE! CHOCOLATE CAKE MAKES MY TUMMY HURT
ME: Its settle then, we’re having vanilla cake