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Explaining my lesbian engagement to my 4yr old niece Emma

ME: Emma I’m going to marry Allison

Emma: Ok

ME: Do you want to ask me any questions why I’m marrying a girl and not a boy?

Emma: Yes! CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE THE FLOWER GIRL?!

ME: Sure, do you have any other questions about me and Allison getting married?

Emma: YES! PLEASE PLEASE CAN THERE BE VANILLA CAKE! CHOCOLATE CAKE MAKES MY TUMMY HURT

ME: Its settle then, we’re having vanilla cake

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Explaining my lesbian engagement to my 4yr old niece Emma
ME: Emma I’m going to marry Allison Emma: Ok ME: Do you want to ask me any questions why I’m marrying a girl and not a boy? Emma: Yes! CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE THE FLOWER GIRL?! ME: Sure, do you have any other questions about me and Allison getting married? Emma: YES! PLEASE PLEASE ...
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