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I bet Medusa used to take selfies and send em to people she disliked like surprise you little bitch


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I bet Medusa used to take selfies and send em to people she disliked like surprise you little bitch
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
i. athena dresses in cool, slick suits for office hours, and then after she clocks out, she beats her knuckles in on other people’s jawbones...
Okay but imagine: Persephone making a flower crown for Hades and it’s his favorite thing ever and he wears it all the time and nobody would ever say anything bad about it because a.) are u really gonna insult the God of the underworld and b.) everyone in the underworld loves Perse she’s like the den...
I survived because the fire inside me was stronger than the fire around me.
  • Ares:I’ve got an idea.
  • Athena:We’re not going to murder anyone.
  • Ares:I don’t have any ideas.
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