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"what do you want to do with your life?"

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"what do you want to do with your life?"
when you see people having fun without you
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  • me:*watching the trailers at the cinema*
  • me:wow this movie looks so stupid
  • me:*turns to friend* we're gonna see that
To all the packs of 8th grade boys
when a character you dont like dies
on the second day of school like
on a first date like
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  • me:gets personally offended when the best photo in a calendar isn't for my birth month