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this one time i was walking with my headphones in but as i was skipping songs i heard these two girls talking about my disability saying “maybe she’s born with it??” and i turned round and screamed “OR MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE” so loud im fairly sure i gave them both minor heart attacks


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this one time i was walking with my headphones in but as i was skipping songs i heard these two girls talking about my disability saying “maybe she’s born with it??” and i turned round and screamed “OR MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE” so loud im fairly sure i gave them both...
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