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Let’s see what your alignments are, you weirdos! BTW, mine: Neutral GoodA neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He...
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  • Cleric:I toss the light-stone into the crypt! *Rolls 20*
  • Me:You have spent entirely too much time skipping rocks, as such you rebound the rock against three pillars and two skeletons before it comes to a clean stop in the center of the room.
  • Cleric:...So I can see them all?
  • Me:Yes.
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  • Fighter:I WANT TO SING 'EVERY TIME WE TOUCH' AS WE CHARGE INTO BATTLE!
  • Me:You're not a bard, but screw it roll Performance.
  • Fighter:OKAY. *Mediocre roll*
  • ...
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A brief summary of D&D alignments for the uninformed.
Lawful Good: Laws are good if they are just and fair.Lawful Neutral: Laws are good because they are laws.Lawful Evil: Laws are good, but only if they benefit me.Neutral Good: Let’s do the Right Thing(™)True Neutral: Please leave me alone.Neutral Evil: What’s in it for me?Chaotic Good: Personal freed...
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