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funny leo cancer aries libra zodiac dating astrology pisces taurus gemini virgo scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius the signs as the zodiac signs the sun signs virces

Mood swings: Aries, GEMINI, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius,
Supportive partner: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, PISCES


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Bath Bombs for the signs
Aries: granny takes a dip Taurus: rose queen Gemini: avobath Cancer: big blue Leo:  dragons egg Virgo:  blackberry Libra: space girl Scorpio: twilight Sagittarius: golden wonder Capricorn: phoenix rising Aquarius: fizzbanger Pisces: sakura
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  • Aries:Agnes Waterhouse// Had a deal with the Devil and wasn't afraid to say so. The Brave witch.
  • Taurus:Joan Wytte// Clairvoyant and healer who eventually became possessed by the Devil, getting involved in many fights.
  • Gemini:Marie Laveau// Voodoo Queen. Performed necromancy, mind control, telekinesis and pinning.
  • Cancer:Chedipe// Witch-vampire who rode on tigers in the moonlight, choosing houses to visit to cast spells on men.
  • Leo:Agnes Sampson// Tried to sink the ship of Queen Anne, wife of King James VI of England.
  • Virgo:Isobel Gowdie// Could control the weather and would often write poetry about witch practices. Allegedly marked by the Devil.
  • Libra:Circe// Transformed random sailors into wolves and lions and all kinds of animals.
  • Scorpio:Mother Shipton// Clairvoyant, sorceress. An outcast with a great talent.
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  • Aries:This bae will show you off, probably want to take selfies, and will make public announcements of their affection on social media, they will make you feel worth the world.
  • Taurus:This bae is loving and patient they will listen to all your complaints and rants about the world and still want to cuddle you at the end of the day.
  • Gemini:This bae will make you feel like the specialist person in the world, and will always be trying to come up with new ideas of what you two can do together.
  • Cancer:Once you have this bae's heart, they give everything they have to you. They might come of as clingy, but will be your breath of fresh air everyday.
  • Leo:This bae is adorable, they will always ask your opinion on things, and will keep you updated on their life, they want to be around you all the time they have.
  • Virgo:This bae will want their own space but will always be there when you need them, and will do a lot just to make you smile.
  • Libra:This bae will give you all the attention you need, without being clingy and will always remind you how they feel about you, making you feel like royalty.
  • Scorpio:This bae will put all their time on you, they can come off a little sensitive and jealous, but all that is being protective, they just want you to be happy and theirs.
  • ...
  • Cutie butts:Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
  • Silly butts:Taurus, Aries, Aquarius
  • Sexy butts:Libra, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Butts:Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
the signs and cuddles
aries - smiles against ur face taurus - strokes ur hair gently gemini - pokes ur cheeks cancer - doesn’t let u move away leo - lets u rest ur head on their tummy virgo - tells u stories libra - stares into ur eyes scorpio - suffocates u with love and kisses sagittarius - hands on the booty cap...
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...
the zodiac signs as emotions
Aries: ecstasyTaurus: appreciationGemini: hysteriaCancer: patienceLeo: affectionVirgo: anxietyLibra: acceptanceScorpio: indignation Sagittarius: wonderCapricorn: respectAquarius: hopePisces: empathy 
  • Looks innocent but will rip you to shreds:Cancer, Gemini, Leo
  • Looks deadly but will hug you and give you a cookie:Scorpio, Libra, Aries
  • Acts innocent but hates you:Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo
  • Acts deadly but couldn't hurt a fly:Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus
probably your worst flaw
Aries: selfishTaurus: stubbornGemini: flakyCancer: whiny Leo: egotistical Virgo: judgmental Libra: lazyScorpio: manipulativeSagittarius: foolishCapricorn: opportunistic Aquarius: neuroticPisces: lost
the signs as old fashion emoticons
Aries - >:) Taurus - :P Gemini - xD Cancer - :’) Leo - ;) Virgo - -_- Libra - :) Scorpio - :/ Sagittarius - >:D Capricorn - O:-) Aquarius - B-) Pisces - :o
  • Aries :Goddamn right, you should be scared of me.
  • Taurus :All we do is think about the feelings that we hide, all we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign. Sick and full of pride.
  • Gemini :Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me ? Pointing fingers cause you'll never take the blame like me ?
  • Cancer :I found God. I found him in a lover. When his hair falls in his face and his hands so cold they shake
  • Leo :I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand, don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man.
  • Virgo :You were red and you liked me because I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn't for you
  • Libra :They think I'm insane, they think my lover is strange but I don't have to fucking tell them anything.
  • Scorpio :My demons are begging me to open up my mouth. I need them mechanically make the words come out
  • ...
  • Laughs because they have a phone lock and they do not care:Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Taurus
  • Worries so much about what they are going to find:Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius
  • Tackles the shit out of them to save their phone:Scorpio, Leo, Aries, Gemini