• *seductively puts on Mickey ears* “So I heard you like Disney…” ha useless text post is useless justlikedisney •

*seductively puts on Mickey ears*
“So I heard you like Disney…”


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*seductively puts on Mickey ears* “So I heard you like Disney…”
it’s almost the end of the world and yet we don’t know the answer to the most important¬†question who let the dogs out?
the struggle
I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer because I don’t I really don’t
*nervously eyes the HIMYM fandom* *puts out a plate of sympathy cookies and tea* *whispers* I’m so sorry.¬†*backs away very, very slowly*
  • Me:I really need to do this thing today.
  • Me:Yeah okay sure but hold on, hear me out, okay... but what if, okay, what if we do it TOMORROW instead?
  • Me:Oooh yes.
game of thrones useless text post my poor heart Oberyn Martell Pedro Pascal OBERYNNNNN and even though i say this all the time i dont even watch GoT even though it's a photo post
one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this” then my dad turned to me withou...
star trek chris pine Jim Kirk star trek into darkness AOS it's an useless post but kirk is uselessly beautiful so it's matching and anyway i spend my second day on internship like a resposible adult about seven hours of work and still make useless gif sets during night
ALSO CAN I JUST SAY - THE PSYCHIC PAPER WAS FOR A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL - IT HAD A LOT OF SWEARING ON IT
what if everyone had to cosplay their url
just a friendly reminder that zayns face looks like this when he runs