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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR BIRD. DISHONOR ON OUR WHOLE FAMILY.

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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR BIRD. DISHONOR ON OUR WHOLE FAMILY.
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  • Fleamont & Euphemia:Let's name our son James and vow that we are the last Potters with embarrassing names.
  • Fleamont & Euphemia discover Albus Severus Potter:DAMMIT HARRY, YOU HAD TWO JOBS. STOP THE DARK LORD AND GIVE YOUR KID A NAME THAT ISN'T TOTALLY SHITTY.
  • Snape:You're spoiled, just like your father.
  • Harry:Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over me being sTARVED AND LITERALLY LOCKED IN A CUPBOARD FOR 10 YEARS.
  • Snape:
  • Harry:
  • Snape:I was friendzoned by your mother.
  • Harry:Albus Severus it is!
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trans!albus potter headcanon: when albus is like five or so, he comes up to harry and says, timidly, ‘daddy, i think i’m a boy’ and harry goes into supportive parent mode and just automatically says ‘that’s great son’ and they hug and then albus asks, ‘can y...
  • afterlife james:oh merlin it's happening
  • afterlife sirius:he's gonna name it after you this time remus
  • [harry's 2nd child is born]:
  • harry:i'm gonna name you albus.....
  • afterlife sirius:this is it moony
  • afterlife james:here it comessss
  • harry:severus
  • afterlife james + sirius:collective GROANING AND COMPLAINING
  • ...
“Snape Snape Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE Potter, you were named after the catchiest puppet song I ever heard.”
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Friendly reminder that Lily initially rejected both James and Severus. James responded by maturing and stopping the bullying that had made Lily hate him. Severus responded by joining the extremist group intent on slaughtering muggle borns. 
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Honestly, the whole “Snape was totally a meninist” or the “Snape’s whole backstory was that he was ‘friendzoned’” posts are REALLY starting to bother me.I don’t love Snape. I think the way he treated Neville was absolutely inexcusable. I think he did a lot of horrible things. But:Snape was in love w...