• harry potter Sirius Black marauders mwpp ch: sirius black ch: minerva mcgonagall o: submission source: teen wolf joyflecked incorrectmarauderquotes •
  • McGonagall:You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
  • Sirius:That depends on how you define lying.
  • McGonagall:Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
  • Sirius:Reclining your body in a horizontal position
  • McGonagall:
  • Sirius:
  • McGonagall:Get out of my office.
  • Sirius:Absolutely.

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  • McGonagall:You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
  • Sirius:That depends on how you define lying.
  • McGonagall:Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
  • Sirius:Reclining your body in a horizontal position
  • McGonagall:
  • Sirius:
  • McGonagall:Get out of my office.
  • Sirius:Absolutely.
People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “What the fuck that...
My dear brother is an idiot. I’ve met smarter sandwiches.
  • Sirius:[holding a kitten] I found it.
  • James:People find knuts. Or quills. Or four-leaf clovers.
  • Sirius:And kittens. You're just jealous 'cause you didn't find one too.
  • James:What if I implement a no-pets policy in the room?
  • Sirius:Well, hell, man, you can't just throw out Peter like that.
The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.
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  • Sirius:Am I right, Moony?
  • Remus:I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
  • Dumbledore:No one calls Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore a thief.
  • Sirius:No one's got the time.
ok so we’ve all seen that post about how the avengers would react to a creeper hitting on a girl in a barbut imagine how the harry potter characters would reactharry would quickly slide in, using his “boy who lived famous 5ever” status to distract the creep, giving the girl a chance to slip awayron ...
  • McGonagall:I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my classroom.
  • Sirius:Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
  • James:You stupefied Filch!?
  • Peter:Stop yelling at me! You're the ones who got caught!
  • James:You're the one who's yelling!
  • Remus:We're in big trouble! We have to do something!
  • Peter:I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying!
  • Sirius:Guys, guys, guys! I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • [five minutes later]
  • *the marauders lay on the ground with Filch as he regains consciousness*
  • ...
headcanon that walburga would confiscate James’ letters to Sirius because she thought he was a bad influence. and one day during ootp, buckbeak was rustling around in her room and Sirius found a fat stack of yellowed, unopened twenty-year-old letters. for one afternoon, he wasn’t just re...