• i call this one “the adventures of burnt boy”  alternatively named: why dont we ever tal... Harry Styles harry masterpost jp FUKING HELL TAN HARRY MASTERRPOST TAN HARRY STYLES HARRY STLES TAN azizansafari •

i call this one “the adventures of burnt boy” 

alternatively named: why dont we ever talk about tan harry

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alright lets start this bad boy up here we go

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oh shit are u talkn to me?????/

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cuPCAKE TAN WHAT THE HELL

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holy mother

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he just looks so burnt here i bet lou calls him burnt boy or burny like theres no way in hell he gets away with that tan like zayn who was bORN!!!! olive does not even compare????

imagethis one puts me at a loss for words this is just so frickinsgn ghot like last one thats his orgasmy face wowowowowoWowww

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NUMBER ONE RULE DONT WEAR WHITE WHEN YOURE TAN AS FUCK

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pool time baby

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even those legs are burnt like is ur dick tan 2 homie

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no ohGomdosDMSD

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whITE TWOL AND WHITE SHORTS UGH AND HIS LOWER ABDOMEN IS BASICALLY BLACK

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nononOnoN

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OH GOD THIS LOOKS LIKE A 537 BC AU WHERE HARRY IS A PEASANT BOY CHOSEN TO FIGHT AND DEFEND HIS WEE LITTLE TOWN IN UPPER NARNIA FROM THE DRAGON OHM MAN OH MAN OH MAN SO THIS IS BASICALLY HIM AFTER THE DRAGON BURNT HIS ASS BUT HES SITLL LLOOKIN FINE AS HELL

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THIS DAY WAS ACTUALLY RHE WORST RECORDED DAY IN HISTORY

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TATTOOS EXPOSED WITH THAT WEIRD PLAID SHIRT THAT HE SEEMS TO HAV ELIKE 349 COPIES OF

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TANNED V LINES NEED I GO ON

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WEARING THAT SKORT THAT U WORE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND STILL LOOKIN FINE

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FUCCKCK FULL BODY PICTURE IM OUT COLD LOOK HOW GLOWY AND TAN HE IS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIDE OF HIS STOMACH WHERE HIS ABS ACTUALLY INDENT AND DONT FORGOT HIS CUTE PRINCESS LEGS THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKIN FRIED BACON STRIPS IM DONE 

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EVEN NIALL LOOKS PRETTY TAN HERE BUT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL STYLES I JUST LOOVE THIS SO MUCHDS BCAUSE HIS FACE AND HIS EYES JUST LIGHT UP AND HIS LIPS ARE EXTRA PINK BECAUSE HIS FACE IS FUCKING BALCK

imageNO LAUGHIGN IM FUCKING CRYING U INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE 

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THE BOY IS AFRICAN AMERICAN

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COLOR DIFFERENCE LOOK AT HER FACE VERSUS HIS LIKE ARENT HTEY FUCKING IN THE SAME STATE OR COUNTRY IM PRETTY SURE THE SUN SHINES EQUALLY ON ALL OF THEM WHAT THE HELL

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SHITTING MYSELF U KNOW HES ONLY WEARING THA TBLAZER BECAUSE HIS ARMS ARE ACTUAL TOASTED STRIPS

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HE LOOKS MAD OR LIKE HES LISTENING CAREFULLY IM TURNED ON

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HERE WE FUCKING GO

imageSMIRKING SHITHOLE

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HES PROABBYL DESCRIBING THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF PIZZAS HE COULD OF CHOSE FROM “THERE WAS ONES WITH LIKE LITTLE BITS OF CHICKEN ON TOP LIKE REALLY SMALL YEAH”

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HAHAH ANO FUCKU 

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IM SORRY ARE YOU FUCKING SNIFFING UMMMMM HOW BOUT U TRY NOT TO FUCKING WEAR A SHIRT THATS 90% OPEN WE KNOW UR TRYNA GET THAT TAN , STYLES

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WEARING THAT CHAIN WONT MAKE U BLACK BUT THAT TAN WILL HARRY

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I WANT TO LICK THAT FAKE ASS SPRAY TAN OFF HIS BODY

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COVER YOUR FUCKING CHEST YOU WHORE

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THE GIRL WHO TOOK THIS PRBLY DROPPED THE CAMERA I BET HIS TAN RADIATES AND RUINS YOUR FUTURE BABIES LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMBOR SOMESHIT

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LOOK HOW PALE LIAMS ARM IS COMPARED TO HARRYS

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PUT THAT TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH BLACK BOY

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HIS UNDER ARMS ARE HELLA FIND THO IM GONNA HANG MYSELF

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I NEED TO BREATHE HOLY UFKICN HELL THIS HURTS ALOT IS IT EVEN PHOTOSHOP I DONT THINK SO THATS ALL FOLKS DONT CRY BC ITS OVER CRY BC BURNT BOY EXISTS


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