harry styles has better legs than you: a masterpost
alternatively titled: harry styles’ jeans or plastic wrap? the world may never know.
do you think this is a game, harry styles?
because it’s not a fucking game
this photoshoot was basically my cause of death theY LOOK LIKE TIGHTS
your body is so long that whoever made this edit needed to divide it up into tWO PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!
your ankles are so tiny oh hmy god hel p
i’m amazed by the fact that you can fit your phone and wallet into your pockets bc your jeans are pretty fucking tight
let’s talk about how ridiculously good you look in skinny jeans (who are we kidding here, they’re practically jeggings)
let us never forget:
i can see your calf muscles okay that’s how tight those pants are on you
like?????? i feel so bad for your penis bc you obviously tuck it whenever you wear jeans
can we talk about how long your body is
you know how in bridesmaids she says “i’m going to climb that like a tree”
i’m pretty sure you could actually climb harry like a tree
your legs look so nice in jeans why can’t my legs look that nice
it’s not fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
thEY ARE SO SKINNY HO W
when i first saw these pictures i screamed
they are soooooooooo tight
((((((also your feet are ginormous jesus chriST))))))))))
putting them on must have been hell
you can see the outline of your boxers that’s how tight they are
how are your legs so skinny i honestly don’t understand it!!!!!!!!!!!!
again with the tucking!!! i’m telling you harry, this is going to affect your ability to have children
you know that little dance you do to get skinny jeans on? i’m about 90% sure that harry has to do that in the morning to get these pants on
howhowhowhowhowhowhwowhow youR LEGS ARE NOT PROPORTIONAL TO YOUR FEET IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
harry styles, your legs were sculpted by the gods and teenage girls everywhere are extremely jealous of you.
also to make you feel even more insecure, let’s just look at this picture of liam’s legs his thigh gap is insANE