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do you remember that time that those huge imps were climbing up john’s house and john got really scared and hid behind his bed and asked rose to drop something on it because he didn’t want to get anywhere near that thing and the fucking imp was scared too and hid behind the bed too

like how hilarious is it that the little imps are actually terrified of the bigger imps omg


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do you remember that time that those huge imps were climbing up john’s house and john got really scared and hid behind his bed and asked rose to drop something on it because he didn’t want to get anywhere near that thing and the fucking imp was scared too and hid behind the bed too like...
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