HOW TO MAKE THE EARTH SIGNS
This recipe makes (1) earth sign, Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.
- One old book from a library, with well preserved pages
- Dirt from the backyard of your childhood home
- 1 Liter responsibility
- 2 cups of immense stress
- 6 tsp of laziness
- 3 gallons of good advice
- A sprinkling of motivation
- To make a Taurus, add: a piece of your favorite food
- To make a Virgo, add: 1 oz. of ink from a fountain pen
- To make a Capricorn, add: ½ a cup of ice.
Stir well. Bake at low heat for 6 hours. Served best with mashed potatoes. Enjoy!