HOW TO MAKE THE EARTH SIGNS

This recipe makes (1) earth sign, Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.

One old book from a library, with well preserved pages
Dirt from the backyard of your childhood home
1 Liter responsibility
2 cups of immense stress
6 tsp of laziness
3 gallons of good advice
A sprinkling of motivation
To make a Taurus, add: a piece of your favorite food
To make a Virgo, add: 1 oz. of ink from a fountain pen
To make a Capricorn, add: ½ a cup of ice.

Stir well. Bake at low heat for 6 hours. Served best with mashed potatoes. Enjoy!

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