• HOW TO MAKE THE EARTH SIGNS zodiac astrology taurus virgo capricorn horoscope earth signs dark-astrology •

HOW TO MAKE THE EARTH SIGNS

This recipe makes (1) earth sign, Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.

  • One old book from a library, with well preserved pages
  • Dirt from the backyard of your childhood home
  • 1 Liter responsibility
  • 2 cups of immense stress
  • 6 tsp of laziness
  • 3 gallons of good advice
  • A sprinkling of motivation
  • To make a Taurus, add: a piece of your favorite food
  • To make a Virgo, add: 1 oz. of ink from a fountain pen
  • To make a Capricorn, add: ½ a cup of ice.

Stir well. Bake at low heat for 6 hours. Served best with mashed potatoes. Enjoy!


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