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ic falamansa
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
What about a bunny under the hat? i’m a great magician!
[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible
i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to the next big thing
c ic
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
Demi :( ic totosa
tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon