• leo cancer aries libra zodiac astrology pisces taurus gemini virgo scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius zodiac sign summary star sign sun sign natal-chart •
  • Aries:aggressive dingbat
  • Taurus:only cares about blankets
  • Gemini:back-stabbing bitch
  • Cancer:moms
  • Leo:self-centred nutcase
  • Virgo:fukn weird neat freak
  • Libra:no real personality
  • Scorpio:murderers
  • Sagittarius:arrogant assholes
  • Capricorn:nerds
  • Aquarius:spaced out fucktard
  • Pisces:emotional mess

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  • Aries:aggressive dingbat
  • Taurus:only cares about blankets
  • Gemini:back-stabbing bitch
  • Cancer:moms
  • Leo:self-centred nutcase
  • Virgo:fukn weird neat freak
  • Libra:no real personality
  • Scorpio:murderers
  • ...
  • ARIES:really mod
  • TAURUS:pea pod
  • GEMINI:buff bod
  • CANCER:hot rod
  • LEO:obtuse
  • VIRGO:rubber goose
  • LIBRA:green moose
  • SCORPIO:guava juice
  • ...
Types of each sign
Aries 1: Has a lot of anger, complains a lot and seems stand offish, also very blunt and can be rude without meaning to beAries 2: Really nice, passive aggressive and calm when they approach problems, hates to see people upset Taurus 1: Introverted and practical, likes to stay home and be in their o...
  • Aries:You're not impulsive or hyper at all, are you? You probably just like fucking shit up. Well, good, I do, too. Let's fuck shit up together.
  • Taurus:You took the blue pill, yet your head is further up in the clouds than Aquarius. Damn, that's impressive.
  • Gemini:You're more so observant and a listener than the chatterbox you're made out to be. You only start bantering on and on when you want just as thorough of a reply. And also when you want to impress someone you admire.
  • Cancer:You can be the most loving human on the planet, but you can also scare the complete shit out of me if you want to. You're preciously petrifying.
  • Leo:You have so many interests and hobbies because your personality by itself is boring as fuck. Who gives a shit, though -- you're a hell of a lot more intelligent than the lot of all the assholes around you.
  • Virgo:You're really good at manipulating people whilst still making them believe you're making them do shit that's in their best interest. That's not even an insult; please tell me your secret.
  • Libra:You are real as hell. You don't have the time to dick around with moronic bullfuck and lies. You're honest to the point where you're actually pretty disgusting sometimes, but you manage to somehow make it fucking hilarious.
  • Scorpio:Why does everyone talk shit about your sign? You possess more emotional and intellectual depth than most people can fathom. You're also rather inept socially, but you probably aren't aware of it.
  • ...
  • You see an Aries being down
  • You see a Taurus admitting they're wrong
  • You stay in a Gemini's life for long
  • You see that Cancer's strong and protective side
  • You see a Leo admitting their insecurities
  • A Virgo lets you in their disorganized head
  • You see a Libra not being nice just because they feel like they should be
  • A Scorpio tells you a secret
  • ...
  • Aries:"yeah this can wait"
  • Taurus:"i'll only stay in bed 5 more minutes"
  • Gemini:"i dont need to write this down"
  • Cancer:"im already over it"
  • Leo:"yeah im on my way"
  • Virgo:"that looks nice"
  • Libra:"i'll do it tomorrow"
  • Scorpio:""i dont even care"
  • ...
“You can’t hold a grudge forever.”“…I know”: gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, piscesĀ “Watch me”: aries, taurus, leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
  • Hard shell, soft core:Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Aries, Scorpio, Pisces
  • Soft shell, hard core:Cancer, Leo, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Taurus
  • Aries:hurry up
  • Taurus:how long til dinner
  • Gemini:lol
  • Cancer:why would they do that!?
  • Leo:my hair looks good
  • Virgo:that doesnt look clean
  • Libra:im so tired rn
  • Scorpio:bitch
  • ...
  • Your moon sign is what describes your inner monologue and thoughts.
  • Aries:grumpy.
  • Taurus:constantly complaining and making everything seem twice as bad as it is.
  • Gemini:can't ever make up your own mind.
  • Cancer:tries to find reason in everything.
  • Leo:"I'm still better than them"
  • Virgo:still complaining about everything.
  • Libra:"no one loves me. my life sucks."
  • ...
  • Aries:standing up for what they believe in
  • Taurus:having high standards for themselves
  • Gemini:helping others accept themselves
  • Cancer:teaching people what unconditional love is
  • Leo:speaking for those who cant speak for themselves
  • Virgo:helping the downtrodden
  • Libra:breaking the ice in sticky situations
  • Scorpio:standing up for the downtrodden
  • ...
  • ARIES:u r so strong & cool
  • TAURUS:ur a v good friend
  • GEMINI:u can make any1 laugh
  • CANCER:ur a gr8 listener :)
  • LEO:ur hot & u know it
  • VIRGO:ur super giving & helpful
  • LIBRA:ur friendly af
  • SCORPIO:ur loyal & protective
  • ...