• leo cancer aries libra zodiac astrology pisces taurus gemini virgo scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius horoscope Zodiac Signs summary all the signs thenatalchart11 •
  • Aries:breaking things
  • Taurus:buying too many soft things
  • Gemini:forgetting everything
  • Cancer:slamming doors
  • Leo:looking in every reflective surface
  • Virgo:keeping their house trashed but that one specific thing clean
  • Libra:touching their hair and changing their mind
  • Scorpio:laughing at people getting hurt
  • Sagittarius:putting the milk back in the cupboard
  • Capricorn:eating on the toilet
  • Aquarius:not showering
  • Pisces:falling over

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  • Aries:breaking things
  • Taurus:buying too many soft things
  • Gemini:forgetting everything
  • Cancer:slamming doors
  • Leo:looking in every reflective surface
  • Virgo:keeping their house trashed but that one specific thing clean
  • Libra:touching their hair and changing their mind
  • Scorpio:laughing at people getting hurt
  • ...
  • Aries:ur judgemental but u insist ur not
  • Taurus:ur an asshole to ur friends for no reason???
  • Gemini:u dont even know who u are
  • Cancer:u complain aLL the time
  • Leo:u think ur the centre of the universe
  • Virgo:ur needy and bossy
  • Libra:u let people walk all over u then complain about it
  • Scorpio:u get so jealous of ur friends so u dont even rly have any now
  • ...
Bath Bombs for the signs
Aries: granny takes a dip Taurus: rose queen Gemini: avobath Cancer: big blue Leo:  dragons egg Virgo:  blackberry Libra: space girl Scorpio: twilight Sagittarius: golden wonder Capricorn: phoenix rising Aquarius: fizzbanger Pisces: sakura
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  • Virgo/Capricorn:The Power Couple
  • Libra/Leo:The Show Stoppers
  • Scorpio/Virgo:The Demanding Duo
  • Cancer/Taurus:The Nurturing Partners
  • Aquarius/Gemini:The Intellectual Discoverers
  • Virgo/Libra:The Sensual Lovers
  • Pisces/Scorpio:The Soul Mates
  • Sagittarius/Aries:The Ride or Dies
  • ...
  • The Bravery of an :Aries
  • The Loyalty of a:Taurus
  • The Versatility of a:Gemini
  • The Heart of a:Cancer
  • The Confidence of a:Leo
  • The Precision of a:Virgo
  • The Perspective of a:Libra
  • The Passion of a:Scorpio
  • ...
the signs as old fashion emoticons
Aries - >:) Taurus - :P Gemini - xD Cancer - :’) Leo - ;) Virgo - -_- Libra - :) Scorpio - :/ Sagittarius - >:D Capricorn - O:-) Aquarius - B-) Pisces - :o
  • Aries:keep them waiting for something; make excuses for everything; try to control them/tell them what to do
  • Taurus:rush them into doing something; unexpectedly change plans you had with them; brag too much
  • Gemini:talk about yourself for too long; criticize/correct them often; set expectations for them
  • Cancer:be ungrateful to them; make fun of everything they do; be too intrusive
  • Leo:forget about them/ignore them; try to one-up them; claim authority over them
  • Virgo:talk really loud; never appear organized or orderly; pressure them
  • Libra:purposely start an argument with them; give them ultimatums; appear closed off
  • Scorpio:lie straight to their face; challenge them; borrow stuff and never give it back
  • ...
Where the Signs Should Travel????
Aries- Greece Taurus- Italy Gemini- Hawaii Cancer- Australia Leo- Rome Virgo- China Libra- Paris Scorpio- Hell Sagittarius- Ireland Capricorn- Germany Aquarius- Bahamas Pisces- Tokyo
probably your worst flaw
Aries: selfishTaurus: stubbornGemini: flakyCancer: whiny Leo: egotistical Virgo: judgmental Libra: lazyScorpio: manipulativeSagittarius: foolishCapricorn: opportunistic Aquarius: neuroticPisces: lost
  • Aries:*constantly gets off task and distracts everyone*
  • Taurus:*with a chip in their mouth* guys look!! *chewing* ... I brought food!! *munch munch* anyone want food??? fOOD?!!
  • Gemini:*gets really into the project at first but then looses interest in it and does no work*
  • Cancer:gUYS!! You're leaving me with aLL the work.. look at all this omg.. its TOO MUCH FOR JUST ONE PERSON TO HANDLE *on the verge of tears*
  • Leo:*instantly becomes the leader of the group*
  • Virgo:literally why can't anyone of you do this right..
  • Libra:guys let's just try to get this done alright!!! *does the least amount of work*
  • Scorpio:*focused but not really*
  • ...
  • started the fight:cancer, gemini, virgo, aquarius
  • is actually throwin' hands:aries, leo, scorpio
  • lowkey egging the fight on:taurus, capricorn
  • sipping tea and munching on popcorn in the corner:libra, sagittarius, pisces
  • Aries:slow people
  • Taurus:any sudden changes
  • Gemini:being told to be quiet
  • Cancer:being criticized
  • Leo:people who try to one-up them
  • Virgo:loud noises
  • Libra:rude, confrontational people
  • Scorpio:liars
  • ...