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  • Aries:springs out of bed ready to fight someone
  • Taurus:rolls out of bed, consumes a hearty breakfast, falls asleep at the table immediately after
  • Gemini:probably reads a book while eating breakfast
  • Cancer:tries to be one of those people that gets up at 5am to do yoga but falls asleep while doing it
  • Leo:blares punk music while getting ready
  • Virgo:drinks 500 cups of coffee
  • Libra:does a lot of stretching throughout the morning but is pretty calm and usually not too grumpy, albeit a little groggy
  • Scorpio:smashes their alarm clock/murders whoever woke them up and goes back to sleep
  • Sagittarius:probably didn't even sleep, drinks a Monster on the way out the door to sustain them through the day's adventures
  • Capricorn:gets up on time but they're half-asleep until noon
  • Aquarius:has a major bed head but probably can't be fucked to fix it
  • Pisces:probably stayed up all night playing video games and hits the snooze button 9693002758205566679204 times

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The Signs receiving anon hate
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How the signs respond to “I love you”
Aries- I love you MORE Taurus- …really? Gemini- I love… cake. Cancer- for how long? Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you? Virgo- Thank you Libra- I have to pee. Scorpio- Mhm Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU Capricorn- I know. Aquarius- What even is love? Pisces- Huh?
The Signs Overwhelmed/Stressing Out
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The Signs When in a Relationship
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The Signs Doing Homework
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  • Aries:Malfoy
  • Taurus:Remu Lupin
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  • Cancer:Sirius
  • Leo:Harry
  • Virgo:Hermione
  • Libra:Dumbledore
  • Scorpio:Voldemort
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The Signs exercising
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The Signs On the Last Day of School
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The Signs Fighting
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Thing the Signs Would Say/Do(The Office Version)
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