• leo Spiderman cancer aries libra Deadpool pisces taurus gemini virgo scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius lameasstrology •
  • deadpool:scorpio, sagittarius, libra, taurus, aquarius, cancer
  • spiderman:aries, virgo, leo, gemini, capricorn, pisces

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leo cancer aries libra list pisces taurus gemini virgo scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius
Aries: don’t share a bed with them. they’ll kick you in their sleep and most likely try to murder you without realizing they’re doing it.Taurus: they want to marry their bed. usually wakes up around 3 pm.Gemini: have trouble falling asleep because of all the thoughts in their head.Cancer: cuddl...
Don’t expect
? Aries: Submissiveness? Taurus: Easy internal access? Gemini: Punctuality ? Cancer: For them to say yes everytime you invite them out ? Leo: That they will let you steal their thunder ? Virgo: Them to tell you what is irritating them ? Libra: Not to use people to get what they want ? Scorpio: To...
Play like an Aries, eat like a Taurus, think like a Gemini, nurture like a Cancer, dance like a Leo, give like a Virgo, flirt like a Libra, ...
  • aries think in lightning bolts
  • taurus think in rhythmic calculations
  • gemini think in an intellectual rollercoaster
  • cancer think in structured imagination
  • leo think in flash words and blaring lights
  • virgo think in rapid data filing
  • libra think in balancing bubbles
  • scorpio think in exhuming focus
  • ...
less than helpful advice-aries: “have some patience!” - why should they? aries live many lives in one, they are working off their time, not yours. if you want ‘patience’ go be a nurse at a hospitaltaurus: “just try to forget it and move on” - taureans have, as my parents would say, ‘memories like el...
star patchworks
flirts without trying: Leo, Gemini, Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Piscescannot flirt if their life depended on it: Cancer, Sagittarius, Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Aquarius
Looks 12 but is an adult: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces Looks like an adult but is 12: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
The signs & writing
check your mercury sign too.Aries : Uses harsh, honest words. Not big on metaphors. Their work is always full of action.Taurus : Surprisingly creative. Always finds the perfect word. Their work may lack dialogue.Gemini : Writing a thousand stories at the same time. Doesn’t finish most of them.Cancer...
Protect the Aries who don’t know how to express their emotions verbally so they become physical.Protect the Taurus who struggle with their body image and are constantly triggered by the lazy and eating stereotype.Protect the Geminis who are shunned for being flexible and accused of being fake.Protec...