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Fact: Bisexuals are hot. Wait, that sounds like I’m fetishising bisexuality. You misunderstand, by ‘bisexuals are hot’, I mean to say, bisexuals are prone to spontaneously erupting into flames, and are thus, generally quite hot. Take care of your bisexual by keeping open flames away from them, as bisexuals are quite flammable. 


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Fact: Bisexuals are dangerous and a menace to society. They are affiliated with sin and dark magic. They are extremely dangerous, with an average height of 50ft and the ability to kill anyone who looks into their eyes. They have dark green scaly skin and yellow eye- wait…That’s basilisks. Nevermind...
Fact: Bisexuals are cute. All of them. Are you bisexual? You are cute. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules, you are cute.
Fact: Bisexuals are hot. Wait, that sounds like I’m fetishising bisexuality. You misunderstand, by ‘bisexuals are hot’, I mean to say, bisexuals are prone to spontaneously erupting into flames, and are thus, generally quite hot. Take care of your bisexual by keeping open flames awa...
Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses.
Fact: Whenever a bisexual screams in terror, every bisexual in a two kilometre radius is telepathically alerted. This is sometimes problematic around Halloween and at scary theme parks.
Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable...
Fact: According to a recent study, neither bisexuals, pansexuals nor asexuals exist. It was also discovered that the existence of global warming is a misconception, evolution didn't really happen, we’re all still singular cellular organisms and the earth is flat. Santa is real though.
Fact: Because bisexuals are attracted to more than one gender the “can men and women be ‘just friends’?” conundrum doesn’t apply to them. Instead bisexuals ask themselves whether they are capable of maintaining platonic friendships. Can they have friends, or are there only victims and prey? Actuall...
Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered
Fact: Only Bisexuals are capable of travelling to Asgard via the rainbow bridge. Everyone else has to use either the Heterofrost or the Homofrost.
When a woman identifies as bisexual she is thought to be going through an experimental phase and her involvement with other women is for attention. It is believed that she is actually straight and will end up with a man.When a man identifies as bisexual he is thought to be in denial and still have o...
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