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FUN FACT: bisexuals are called bisexuals because they travel via Bifrost


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FUN FACT: bisexuals are called bisexuals because they travel via Bifrost
Me: I’m so bi. I couldn’t be more bi. I’ve reached maximum bilocity.Me: *sees someone hot* …Me: [bisexuality intensifies]
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"I need you to be totally straight with me-" *nervous bisexual laughter*
Fact: Bisexuals are dangerous and a menace to society. They are affiliated with sin and dark magic. They are extremely dangerous, with an average height of 50ft and the ability to kill anyone who looks into their eyes. They have dark green scaly skin and yellow eye- wait…That’s basilisks. Nevermind...
Bi update: Still bi. Like, really bi. Almost too bi to function. I fell out of the bi tree and hit every bi branch on the way down. My biness can be seen from space.
Q: What do you call a bisexual who’s in a relationship with someone their own gender?A: Still a bisexual.Q: What do you call a bisexual who’s in a relationship with someone who’s not their own gender?A: Still, Still a bisexual.
@ everyone who just came out: i love you@ everyone who’s considering coming out: I love you@ everyone who can’t ever imagine coming out: I love you@ everyone who never wants to come out: I love you@ everyone who’s somewhat out: I love you@ everyone who’s entirely out: I love you@ everyone who falls ...
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Fact: Bisexuals are cute. All of them. Are you bisexual? You are cute. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules, you are cute.
what bi people want. what they really, really want…
I’m under the impression that there’s a lot of misunderstanding among gay and lesbian people on tumblr about what bisexual and other multisexual people are trying to achieve within the LGBTQ+ community. I can obviosuly only speak for myself so feel free to add/correct me, but the way I s...
Fact: Bisexuals are hot. Wait, that sounds like I’m fetishising bisexuality. You misunderstand, by ‘bisexuals are hot’, I mean to say, bisexuals are prone to spontaneously erupting into flames, and are thus, generally quite hot. Take care of your bisexual by keeping open flames awa...