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Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.


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Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.
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  • Me:You have spent entirely too much time skipping rocks, as such you rebound the rock against three pillars and two skeletons before it comes to a clean stop in the center of the room.
  • Cleric:...So I can see them all?
  • Me:Yes.
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  • Me:You're not a bard, but screw it roll Performance.
  • Fighter:OKAY. *Mediocre roll*
  • ...
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