• LOL omg I love my dad niallersnaandos •
  • *throughout the whole iGo One Direction*
  • Dad:is that micheal jackson?
  • Dad:she probably listens to nickelback
  • Dad:lol Zayns never gonna dm the blonde chick
  • Dad:Louis' probably wants to throw a sass fit at carly for touching harry
  • Dad:Gibby and One Direction are the only reason i'm watching this
  • Dad:the table of irrelevance is over there nick, go sit along with lily harplern,sydney dalton, crocs, and nickelback.
  • Dad:bitch they're a british-irish band, learn your shit.
  • Me:*dead*

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  • *throughout the whole iGo One Direction*
  • Dad:is that micheal jackson?
  • Dad:she probably listens to nickelback
  • Dad:lol Zayns never gonna dm the blonde chick
  • Dad:Louis' probably wants to throw a sass fit at carly for touching harry
  • Dad:Gibby and One Direction are the only reason i'm watching this
  • Dad:the table of irrelevance is over there nick, go sit along with lily harplern,sydney dalton, crocs, and nickelback.
  • Dad:bitch they're a british-irish band, learn your shit.
  • ...
  • Dad:hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me:uuuhhh....
  • Me:contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad:anything at all?
  • Me:uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad:Sure
  • Me:Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad:Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • ...
  • Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • ...
  • g1 optimus:fun truck dad
  • tfp optimus:shy truck dad
  • rescue bots optimus:protective truck dad
  • bayverse optimus:angry truck dad
  • idw optimus:grandpa truck dad
  • tfa optimus:CUTEST TRUCK DAD
  • me:shut up dad i'm kawaii
  • dad:don't tell me you're kawaii
  • me:i can't be silenced
  • dad:i'm telling you to be kawaiiet
  • me:
  • dad:
  • me:
  • dad:see, i'm down with the kids and their hip new lingo
  • ...
Is anyone else thoroughly amused when a English vs. American fight appears on there dash and then Canada comes in and everyone goes;
My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:
The L’Oreal brothers Male Katniss The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable” Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay Robin HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED...
homestuck dad <3 john mspa john/dad omg this is real
1k LOL funny dad humor my posts LAUGH TAG dad jokes
  • Dad:Wait, Loki's destroying all the frost giants even though he is one?
  • Me:Yup.
  • Dad:Why?
  • Me:He's trying to prove to his father, and by extension all of Asgard, that he's really one of them and that he's worthy and mansome like Thor. Also, self-loathing.
  • Dad:If I were his dad, this wouldn't have happened.
  • Me:If you were Loki's dad, our children would be born without eyelids.
  • Later
  • Dad:OH NO
  • ...
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS MOVIE…… PAPER TOWNS MOVIE………… LOOKING FOR ALASKA MOVIE………………………………….
justin bieber ellen LOVE THIS GIRL OMG