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  • Dad:hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me:uuuhhh....
  • Me:contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad:anything at all?
  • Me:uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad:Sure
  • Me:Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad:Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me:But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad:boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me:OMG DAD

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  • Dad:hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me:uuuhhh....
  • Me:contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad:anything at all?
  • Me:uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad:Sure
  • Me:Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad:Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • ...
  • Child:[loud, uncontrollable weeping]
  • Dad:I'm sorry, bud. I know the Winter Soldier wasn't in this one, but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll be in the next movie.
  • Child:[continues sobbing]
  • dad:oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad:THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad:i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me:how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad:i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me:don't you do it
  • dad:i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • ...
  • *throughout the whole iGo One Direction*
  • Dad:is that micheal jackson?
  • Dad:she probably listens to nickelback
  • Dad:lol Zayns never gonna dm the blonde chick
  • Dad:Louis' probably wants to throw a sass fit at carly for touching harry
  • Dad:Gibby and One Direction are the only reason i'm watching this
  • Dad:the table of irrelevance is over there nick, go sit along with lily harplern,sydney dalton, crocs, and nickelback.
  • Dad:bitch they're a british-irish band, learn your shit.
  • ...
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I just saw Captain America : The Winter Soldier and I just realized....
Peggy Carter helped found SHIELD after Steve “died”.  It was founded at the camp that Steve trained at. On marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Agent Ward says “Someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD” Guys.  Peggy created and named the entire spy organization in honor...
  • Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • ...
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  • g1 optimus:fun truck dad
  • tfp optimus:shy truck dad
  • rescue bots optimus:protective truck dad
  • bayverse optimus:angry truck dad
  • idw optimus:grandpa truck dad
  • tfa optimus:CUTEST TRUCK DAD
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