EDIT: This song is not mine. It’s a parody by the talented Mo Mo O’Brien, the same artist who sang the “Let It Burn” Frozen parody.
I was summoned?
Lyrics: I never left the shire in the flesh ‘til I saw bilbo disappear at the party and I am proud of my address I’m a Baggins, Baggins of Bagend
But everyday’s like Gold ring, greybeard, trippin on the mushrooms Blood-mad Nazgul trashin the hotel room we don’t care We go to Rivendell across the stream and everybody’s like Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the elf queen Rowboats, Rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash we don’t care yeah were simply gonna walk there
‘cuz were going to Mordor Took runs in my blood This kind of quest just aint our part we are short and stout of heart Sauron won’t be my ruler Buckleberry Ferry, Brie and baby the ring Won’t get the best of me