• louis tomlinson Harry Styles One Direction Zayn Malik liam payne Niall Horan funny justin bieber text Danielle Peazer eleanor calder but not really elounor at all Diam I'M SO OVERTIRED THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY TO ME I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS ONE TOO I'LL DELETE IT TOMORROW britishinvasion-invademe •
  • Justin Bieber:So do you guys want to hang out after the VMAs or something?
  • Zayn:Sure, man
  • Nial:OMFG YES ASKJFLKHALHFLHAJSA
  • Louis:Ahh sorry can't. Gotta spend some time with the girlfriend.
  • Liam:Ya me too, sorry.
  • Harry:I'll come, sure.
  • Justin Bieber:Oh uhhhhh I kind of just meant the other four.
  • Harry:Why?
  • Justin BIeber:Well it's just.. you know.. your hair.
  • Harry:What's wrong with my hair?
  • Justin BIeber:It's kind of like.. you just don't have a quiff, man. And we all do.. it would just be awkward.
  • Harry:The fuck?
  • Justin Bieber:Sorry dude. Change your hairstyle and maybe next time.
  • Harry:IT'S BECAUSE I TRIED TO HIT ON YOUR MOM, ISN'T IT!?

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  • Justin Bieber:So do you guys want to hang out after the VMAs or something?
  • Zayn:Sure, man
  • Nial:OMFG YES ASKJFLKHALHFLHAJSA
  • Louis:Ahh sorry can't. Gotta spend some time with the girlfriend.
  • Liam:Ya me too, sorry.
  • Harry:I'll come, sure.
  • Justin Bieber:Oh uhhhhh I kind of just meant the other four.
  • Harry:Why?
  • ...
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  • I don't care if you don't ship Zerrie
  • I don't care if you don't ship Elounor
  • I don't care if you don't ship Payzer
  • I don't care if you don't like Zayn's clothes
  • I don't care if you don't like Danielle's hair
  • I don't care if you don't like Perrie's makeup
  • I don't care if you don't like Eleanor
  • I don't care if you don't like Niall's teeth
  • ...
I've always wanted to be one of those girls that One Direction dates. But I just don't think I am.
that awkward moment when
this became this
If I was a 1D girlfriend:
How I’d respond to hate: Rumours on the internet: At concerts: Out with my lad: If the paparazzi are crazy: If the fans want pictures or something with me: Then he and I would be all cute and stuff:
Dear Fellow Directioners, If you wish to scroll past this, that is okay with me. But by reblogging t...
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So I was thinking...
Harry has four nipples.. A penis shaped nose… Awkwardly large hands & feet… Really messy curly hair.. & he’s not very photogenic… & He’s just straight up weird.. But he’s still one of the most attractive guys ever… …..
  • SPOTTED:zayn and perrie in france! zayn and perrie at milkshake city!
  • *followed by absolutely no photos*
  • SPOTTED:harry styles and caggie dunlop together!
  • *followed by 1 simple photo that a lot of people think is photoshopped*
  • SPOTTED:liam payne and danielle peazer at the club!
  • *followed by a few precious photos from their personal instagram and twitter accounts, or accounts of friends*
  • SPOTTED:niall horan swimming in spain!
  • *followed by a handful of decent photos of niall being a carefree mofo with a girl on each arm*
  • ...
I pay for 1D merch with money. One Direction gets my money in their paychecks. Harry Styles is in On...
Niall got attacked, Lux got mobbed, Haylor, Elouner, Payzer and Zerrie in NYC, and that’s what you missed on glee.