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*In 20 years*
Daughter:Hey mum, I like this band -
Me:Oh shit. I'm sorry.
Daughter:Wha-
Me:I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
Daughter:Mum I don't know what you-
Me:It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
Daughter:Why-
Me:Do you need a new iPod?
Daughter:No, actually-
Me:The only thing you'll have room for is them.
Daughter:Mum I don't understa-
Me:Do you need help with your blog?
Daughter:I don't have a-
Me:You will.
Daughter:Mum calm down, what are you-
Me:There's no going back now.

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*In 20 years*
Daughter:Hey mum, I like this band -
Me:Oh shit. I'm sorry.
Daughter:Wha-
Me:I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
Daughter:Mum I don't know what you-
Me:It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
Daughter:Why-
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7152 notes / 6 years 6 months ago

Things I never knew before I entered the Directioner fandom

-What smut was -What gay porn was about -Where the prostate was -What ‘topping’ and 'bottoming’ meant -What shipping someone meant -The kinds of sex toys there are -What a penis looked like(because I never watched gay porn) -What an erection was(lol, dON’T LAUGH AT ME!!!) -What a b...

2465 notes / 6 years 7 months ago

onedirection I just have one question for you…what the fuck does “her light is as loud as as many ambulances as it takes to save a savior” mean…

7165 notes / 5 years 7 months ago

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5819 notes / 6 years 7 months ago

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2041 notes / 6 years 1 month ago

I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story

44628 notes / 6 years 7 months ago

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9219 notes / 7 years 3 months ago

how does one go from this- to

2040 notes / 6 years 6 months ago

Best I Ever Had Hips Don’t Lie You Make Me Wanna One More Night - I’m crying

48753 notes / 6 years 7 months ago

I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.

5365 notes / 6 years 10 months ago

Some things just never change

2525 notes / 6 years 7 months ago

BEING AT A CONCERT AND WANTING TO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT BUT ALSO WANTING TO TAKE GOOD VIDEO AND PICTURES TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING

38111 notes / 5 years 10 months ago