- *In 20 years*
- Daughter:Hey mum, I like this band -
- Me:Oh shit. I'm sorry.
- Daughter:Wha-
- Me:I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
- Daughter:Mum I don't know what you-
- Me:It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
- Daughter:Why-
- Me:Do you need a new iPod?
- Daughter:No, actually-
- Me:The only thing you'll have room for is them.
- Daughter:Mum I don't understa-
- Me:Do you need help with your blog?
- Daughter:I don't have a-
- Me:You will.
- Daughter:Mum calm down, what are you-
- Me:There's no going back now.
- *In 20 years*
- Daughter:Hey mum, I like this band -
- Me:Oh shit. I'm sorry.
- Daughter:Wha-
- Me:I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
- Daughter:Mum I don't know what you-
- Me:It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
- Daughter:Why-
- ...
Things I never knew before I entered the Directioner fandom
-What smut was
-What gay porn was about
-Where the prostate was
-What ‘topping’ and 'bottoming’ meant
-What shipping someone meant
-The kinds of sex toys there are
-What a penis looked like(because I never watched gay porn)
-What an erection was(lol, dON’T LAUGH AT ME!!!)
-What a b...
onedirection I just have one question for you…what the fuck does “her light is as loud as as many ambulances as it takes to save a savior” mean…
I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story
how does one go from this-
to

Louis is hella pissed after the girl throws the bottle at Ha...
Best I Ever Had
Hips Don’t Lie
You Make Me Wanna
One More Night
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I’m crying

Some things just never change
