• god i hate glee so much its such a stupid show it makes me so mad i dont want anything to do with it... me i joke joke joke joke arpegiu5 •

god i hate glee so much its such a stupid show it makes me so mad i dont want anything to do with it i fucking hate hate hate glee

*sips tea aggressively*

fuck glee


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god i hate glee so much its such a stupid show it makes me so mad i dont want anything to do with it i fucking hate hate hate glee *sips tea aggressively* fuck glee
The Bee Joke
Dad: Why do bees stay inside their hives in winter? Me: I dunno…  Dad: Swarm
Please Tell Me Someone Else Has Made This Joke Already
THE ONLY ELEMENT ASAMI SATO BENDS… …IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
bee movie i gueess omg joke joke
knock knock who’s there? daisy daisy who? daisy me rollin’ they hatin’
  • me :has a crush
  • crush :gay
  • crush :too old
  • crush :too good-looking
  • crush :famous actor
  • crush :bastard
  • crush :lives 10.000 miles away
  • crush :fictional character
  • ...
too gay to f(x)
I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.
I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
"A vodka, please.""Erm, this is McDonald's.""OK, a McVodka, please.
Oxymorons are basically complicated.
When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he's looking at your heart.All three guys still wanna fuck you though.