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  • Aries:Great at helping people with issues.
  • Taurus:They're generous and dependable.
  • Gemini:They have an amazing creative and imaginative brain.
  • Cancer:their style is always adorable
  • Leo:their affectionate side, one they dont show to everyone, is incredibly charming.
  • Virgo:their humor
  • Libra:they're extremely poetic
  • Scorpio:their ability to go from 0-100
  • Sagittarius:their honesty and charm
  • Capricorn:their sarcasm and intellectual humor
  • Aquarius:their laugh and cuteness
  • Pisces:their hair

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  • Aries:Great at helping people with issues.
  • Taurus:They're generous and dependable.
  • Gemini:They have an amazing creative and imaginative brain.
  • Cancer:their style is always adorable
  • Leo:their affectionate side, one they dont show to everyone, is incredibly charming.
  • Virgo:their humor
  • Libra:they're extremely poetic
  • Scorpio:their ability to go from 0-100
  • ...
  • Aries:Noon. Just as the day, truly, begins. The sun hanging in the middle of the sky with a promising reassurance for a great day. The jubilant glow of the patches of sunlight filtering through windows and trees.
  • Taurus:Just Beginning Nighttime. When the light of the moon is bright, and the stars are just beginning to peek into the night sky. The relaxing feelings of being alone, and just enjoying the silence.
  • Gemini:Early Evening. Just as the rush of the day begins to settle down, and the sky dances with marvelous orange colors. The sense of accomplishment for making it through another day.
  • Cancer:Just Before Nighttime. Right after the sun is no longer in the horizon, but light is still able to be seen. The high energy of a new night and new adventures. Excitement.
  • Leo:End of the Night. When you should be asleep, but somehow managed to stay awake. The light of a new day barely visible, but somehow there. The confusion and frustration that dawns at the realization of lack of sleep. //usually followed by naps.
  • Virgo:Late in the Morning. Just as the sun is getting to the center of the sky, the reassured feeling of finally feeling fully awake. The rush of the busy day.
  • Libra:Nighttime. When the sun is gone, and the moon is high in the sky. Just before the stars are fully visible. The laziness that accompanies the exhaustion of the end of a long day, but also the silent buzzing of a need for rest.
  • Scorpio:End of Noon. Just before the evening begins, and the sun is at a beautiful yellowy Orange in the sky. The sense of peace and calm when looking into the sky. The smell of fresh air and cut grass.
  • ...
  • Aries:Most Likely To Own A Bookstore
  • Taurus:Most Likely To Have A Profession Involving Music
  • Gemini:Most Likely To Throw Stupid College Parties
  • Cancer:Most Likely To Get Drunk and Then Regret It
  • Leo:Most Likely To Crash A Wedding
  • Virgo:Most Likely To Cheer You Up
  • Libra:Most Likely To Come Out As Gay
  • Scorpio:Most Likely To Try Crazy Diets Every Month
  • ...
  • Aries:fascination
  • Taurus:admiration
  • Gemini:enchanted
  • Cancer:spellbound
  • Leo:desire
  • Virgo:adoration
  • Libra:affection
  • Scorpio:passionate
  • ...
the signs as untranslatable words
Aries: Mamihlapinatapei, Yagan (indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego) - “The wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.”Taurus: Saudade, Portuguese - “the feeling of longing for something or someone that you love and w...
  • Aries:talks too loud
  • Taurus:obnoxious pen clicker
  • Gemini:tells bad jokes
  • Cancer:ignores people 24/7
  • Leo:steals food
  • Virgo:never knows what's going on
  • Libra:plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
  • Scorpio:singing all the time
  • ...
  • Aries:being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food
  • Taurus:being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds
  • Gemini:listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what's going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time
  • Cancer:any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates
  • Leo:physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don't know
  • Virgo:crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hipocrisy, weakness/failure
  • Libra:loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change
  • Scorpio:being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger
  • ...
  • Makes the Puns:Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
  • Laughs at Puns:Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer
  • Groans at Puns:Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
  • Counter-Puns:Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • Aries:The bittersweet combination of fear and adrenaline festering in your stomach as you wait to board a roller coaster
  • Taurus:The soft sleepy daze you slip into sweetly accompanied by a warm blanket, some hot cocoa, and a comfortably full belly.
  • Gemini:the laughter in your tummy when you're telling that really funny story about last week- and everyone is smiling, and listening, so you just can't wait to tell them more.
  • Cancer:Those happy tears in your eyes when someone who you think is really great vividly describes everything they love about you.
  • Leo:The invincibility you feel when you dye your hair and it comes out even better than it looked on the box.
  • Virgo:The sense of accomplishment in your heart when you ace that test you studied the whole damn night for.
  • Libra:The cutesy twinge of gladness felt when your give a friend some of your food, and you know that even something tiny as that really brightened their day.
  • Scorpio:A rough, unexpected, yet welcomed kiss on a warm and bright evening. The accompanying blissful sense of warm belonging.
  • ...
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...
  • Aries:You may think nothing you can do will hurt them, but you are dead wrong. Please be careful. They may be powerful, but so are their feelings.
  • Taurus:There's a reason they tend to overindulge that you don't know about, so don't judge them because you don't know their limits the same way they do.
  • Gemini:They're just looking for someone to talk to, not something to talk about.
  • Cancer:Sometimes they're half convinced it's best to retreat into themselves, because the world treats them like their disasters are minuscule things.
  • Leo:They can get discouraged just as simply as they can triumph. Really, their pride is breakable and fragile.
  • Virgo:They aren't trying to be assholes, they just see you making horrible mistakes and want to help you quit while you're ahead.
  • Libra:They will explode on you if you expect too much of them. So don't expect them to wait on you forever, nobody is that simple.
  • Scorpio:You can't always figure out what they're thinking. You may think that you have them simplified, but it's likely that you could not be more off.
  • ...
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