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  • 1. Name five kinks.
  • 2. Are you into BDSM?
  • 3. Oddest kink you have?
  • 4. A turn off?
  • 5. Does size matter?
  • 6. How big is your penis?
  • 7. Ever taken someone virginity?
  • 8. Can you deepthroat a man?
  • 9. Sexual orientation?
  • 10. Do you watch or read porn? Or both?
  • 11. Oddest thing someone has wanted you to do in bed?
  • 12. Ever fallen asleep during sex?
  • 13. Ever been fisted?
  • 14. Ever had anal?
  • 15. Have you ever been rimmed?
  • 16. Have you ever been eaten out?
  • 17. Ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
  • 18. Ever had an affair?
  • 19. Ever had a threesome?
  • 20. Have you ever had an orgy? If not, would you?
  • 21. Ever been choked during sex?
  • 22. Ever been spanked?
  • 23. Worst thing that has happened in bed with someone?
  • 24. Ever had someone watch you have sex?
  • 25. Have you ever had a 'friend with benefits'?
  • 26. Biggest turn off?
  • 27. Ever had a one night stand?
  • 28. Are you into roleplaying in bed? If so, name one you like.
  • 29. Ever had something completely kill the mood during sex?
  • 30. Ever had a sex-related injury?

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  • 1. Name five kinks.
  • 2. Are you into BDSM?
  • 3. Oddest kink you have?
  • 4. A turn off?
  • 5. Does size matter?
  • 6. How big is your penis?
  • 7. Ever taken someone virginity?
  • 8. Can you deepthroat a man?
  • ...
Make Them Awkward! Asks [Mostly NSFW]
Here’s a list of asks guaranteed to bring on a blush. Send some in! Numbers range from 1-22 What was the worst wardrobe malfunction you ever suffered? If you had to have a threesome, who would it be with? After a drunk night out, who would you be most mortified to wake up in bed with? If you had to...
  • Bat:If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?
  • Black Cat:Are you superstitious? If so, what are you superstitious about?
  • Broomstick:If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be?
  • Candy Corn:What food disgusts you the most?
  • Cauldron:What is your favorite thing to cook?
  • Cobwebs:One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?
  • Coffin:Are you claustrophobic?
  • Demon:What is your worst flaw?
  • ...
  • black:how much personal space do you like?
  • chamomile:describe your sleep schedule
  • dandelion:when you make wishes who are they for?
  • elderflower:do you get sick often?
  • fennel:how do you feel right now?
  • ginger:what animal do you act like?
  • ginseng:post a photo of somewhere you feel calm
  • green:list your top 3 motivators
  • ...
Sexual Sunday!
Send me a… ? for a sext message from my muse to yours ? for something my muse shouts during sex ? for a taboo kink of my muse’s ? for a sex position my muse wants when they’re feeling angry ? for a sex position my muse wants when they’re feeling romantic ? for if my muse pre...
  • [text]:THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
  • [text]:I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
  • [text]:I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
  • [text]:the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
  • [text]:He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
  • [text]:I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
  • [text]:Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
  • [text]:Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
  • ...
Send my muse the most NSFW asks you can think of.
  • "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
  • "Come sit on my lap."
  • "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
  • "My thighs can be your earmuffs."
  • "God, you look good."
  • "Come here, baby."
  • "Come here, daddy."
  • "Give me a kiss."
  • ...
  • Aurora:What is the most beautiful thing that you can think of?
  • Stars:Who do you think of most?
  • Bolide:What makes you want to give up?
  • Comet:Who do you like to be with?
  • Constellation:Is your family blood related?
  • Eclipse:Is there someone who you think outshines you?
  • Equinox:What makes you calm?
  • Galaxy:Who do you want to be?
  • ...
  • arrow:how much does your happiness depend on your relationships with others?
  • bouquet:what's your favorite kind of flower?
  • chocolate:what would you most like to receive on valentine's day?
  • couple:are you annoyed by public displays of affection?
  • cupid:what's your sexuality?
  • date:do you think age differences are a big deal?
  • heart:talk about your crush
  • hug:how comfortable are you with physical contact?
  • ...
Send "Wanna fuck?" and I will generate my muses response to yours asking for sex.
1-20 1) “Hell no. Did someone slip something into your drink?” 2) “If we weren’t in the middle of the party…” 3) “Only if I get tops.” 4) “Only if I get to bottom.” 5) “You didn’t even have to ask.” 6) “You could h...
  • fool:what's the biggest risk you've ever taken?
  • magician:list 3 of your talents
  • high priestess:do you pay more attention to your heart or your mind?
  • empress:how dependent are you on others?
  • emperor:describe your relationship with your father
  • hierophant:do you value tradition?
  • lovers:does someone need to share your values for you to pursue a relationship?
  • chariot:in what situations are you most assertive?
  • ...