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meme pun stupid myth mythology greek apollo Gods sorry not sorry Olympian belvedere Apollon Pyanepsion

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  • Zeus:Don't fight Zeus. You'll only end up sleeping with him. On second thought, do fight Zeus.
  • Hera:Look, I'm not saying anyone is really going to try to stop you, but I am saying she is petty as shit and will dedicate the rest of your life to destroying you in other ways. Your call.
  • Poseidon:You could probably fight Poseidon. Dude is built like a brick shithouse but he'd think it was a good time and buy you a beer afterwards.
  • Demeter:Are you fucking kidding? She created a new season the last time someone really pissed her off. Do not fucking fight Demeter.
  • Hades:Fight Hades, but only in spring, and then ask to see pictures of his dog.
  • Hestia:Are you Satan
  • Aphrodite:Arguably the lowest reward to risk ratio on this list. What is even the point here. Might as well save us all some time and punch yourself in the groin.
  • Athena:If you must, a sneak attack is required, and even then you’re still probably boned. Alternately, distract her first with statements such as "Mozart is an overrated hack" and "Garfield is not funny."
  • ...
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  • Apollo:“all my boyfriends are dead and my girlfriends keep rejecting me”
  • Artemis:“dear brother have you ever considered celibacy”
  • Apollo:[muffled strangled noises of horror]
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I’d love to watch a tv show about the Greek gods. Not a documentary, but a legitimate television show with plot-line and character development as they portrayed every classic myth side-by-side the ones we hardly know of. And maybe with a few jokes here and there, so I could tune in every Tuesday to ...