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  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • "You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."
  • "What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"
  • "Please never call me by my full name ever again."
  • "Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"
  • "I think I need to lose ten pounds."
  • "Who do you love more, me or your mom?"
  • "Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."
  • "Were you aware that there is ice cream?"
  • "That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"
  • "It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."
  • "You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"
  • "Give me cake or give me death."
  • "I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."
  • "Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"
  • "I want candy."
  • "On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"
  • "Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."

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  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • ...
  • "They don't want me to know."
  • "Lately I just wonder where you're at."
  • "You and I are young."
  • "The streets are talking."
  • "Don't outsmart your common sense."
  • "I'm 'bout to rock your world."
  • "You tell me I'm a wreck,"
  • "Now you're just a memory."
  • ...
Lies and Secrets sentence starters
“You’ve been hiding something from me… haven’t you?” “Stop lying to me and tell me the truth!” “Why are you pretending? What are you hiding?!” “Don’t lie to me. I can tell when you’re lying.” “Funny, I thought you said you could tell me everything.” “How could you keep this from me?” “Let’s no...
  • "I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
  • "It’s not fair!"
  • "I could kill you right now!"
  • "Knock it off!"
  • "Screw you!"
  • "You’re a complete moron!"
  • "I love this song!"
  • "Bring that here!"
  • ...
  • some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list
  • "You actually thought i cared about you?"
  • "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
  • "You're all mine now."
  • "How could you do this to me!?"
  • "I trusted you!"
  • ...
  • "This house doesn't feel like a home anymore. It feels... empty. And hollow"
  • "When you say that you love me I don't believe it"
  • "You're standing there watching as my heart breaks for you and you're doing nothing!"
  • "I'm giving up on you"
  • "I'm done with you"
  • "I'm done with letting you break my heart over and over again"
  • "I'm done with crying myself to sleep every night"
  • "I've cried all my tears for you and now... there's none left"
  • ...
Uncertain/Questioning starters
“Are you sure about this?”“How do I know that I can trust you?”“I don’t think we should go in there…”“What is that?”“I don’t know… maybe? Why are you asking me?!”“Can I ask you something?”“What do you want from me?”“That doesn’t look safe…”“Why would you even think that this was...
  • " Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! "
  • " Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! "
  • " I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! "
  • " Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! "
  • " Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! "
  • " Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "
  • " Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? "
  • " It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "
  • ...
Sentence starters
"Is this your first time here?" "Don’t do that." "Does this belong to you?" "You look odd." "I am smelling a lie there." "Did you just grope me?" "I know you from somewhere…" "Now, look what you did!" "Are you ashamed?" "Seriously now?" "Will you finally shut up?" "I need your help with ...
  • "I would rather die than give in to the likes of you."
  • "We're the ones that are in the right. Someday everybody will see that."
  • "Without freedom, what are we? Just sheep waiting for the slaughter."
  • "You've chosen your way, and I... I've chosen mine."
  • "War kills everything. The land. The people. The very humanity inside of you."
  • "I'm afraid... afraid of what all of this is doing to you."
  • "You can't call this living!"
  • "In the grand scheme of things, what does it matter? We all die."
  • ...
  • "I'm sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes"
  • "You're beautiful, you know that?"
  • "If I could, I would kiss away all your scars"
  • "You're all I've ever wanted"
  • "You're...magnificent"
  • "I think I might be falling in love with you"
  • "Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect"
  • "My life would be so boring if you weren't in it"
  • ...
FUCK sentence starters
“Fuck off.”“Fuck this.”“Fuck that.”“Fuck me.”“Fuck you.”“Fuck everything.”“Let’s fuck.”“Fucking hell.”“Fuck.”