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  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • "You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."
  • "What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"
  • "Please never call me by my full name ever again."
  • "Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"
  • "I think I need to lose ten pounds."
  • "Who do you love more, me or your mom?"
  • "Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."
  • "Were you aware that there is ice cream?"
  • "That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"
  • "It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."
  • "You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"
  • "Give me cake or give me death."
  • "I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."
  • "Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"
  • "I want candy."
  • "On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"
  • "Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."

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  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • ...
  • "They don't want me to know."
  • "Lately I just wonder where you're at."
  • "You and I are young."
  • "The streets are talking."
  • "Don't outsmart your common sense."
  • "I'm 'bout to rock your world."
  • "You tell me I'm a wreck,"
  • "Now you're just a memory."
  • ...
Lies and Secrets sentence starters
“You’ve been hiding something from me… haven’t you?” “Stop lying to me and tell me the truth!” “Why are you pretending? What are you hiding?!” “Don’t lie to me. I can tell when you’re lying.” “Funny, I thought you said you could tell me everything.” “How could you keep this from me?” “Let’s no...
  • "I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
  • "It’s not fair!"
  • "I could kill you right now!"
  • "Knock it off!"
  • "Screw you!"
  • "You’re a complete moron!"
  • "I love this song!"
  • "Bring that here!"
  • ...
‘Stardust’ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction“You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn’t true. I know a lot about love.”“What do stars do? They shine.”“You want to grow up and get over yourself.”“Wait! How do I know you can be trusted?”“Have you not got it into your thick head yet? I&...
Hostile/Enemies sentence starters
“You are not my friend! You never were!”“Don’t make me hurt you!”“I swear, I won’t hesitate to punch you!”“Don’t try and act friendly with me.”“I will have my revenge on you. This, I promise.”“Come any closer and you’ll regret it.”“That’s not a threat, its a promise.”“Are you threatening me?”“Consid...
  • some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list
  • "You actually thought i cared about you?"
  • "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
  • "You're all mine now."
  • "How could you do this to me!?"
  • "I trusted you!"
  • ...
  • "This house doesn't feel like a home anymore. It feels... empty. And hollow"
  • "When you say that you love me I don't believe it"
  • "You're standing there watching as my heart breaks for you and you're doing nothing!"
  • "I'm giving up on you"
  • "I'm done with you"
  • "I'm done with letting you break my heart over and over again"
  • "I'm done with crying myself to sleep every night"
  • "I've cried all my tears for you and now... there's none left"
  • ...
Uncertain/Questioning starters
“Are you sure about this?”“How do I know that I can trust you?”“I don’t think we should go in there…”“What is that?”“I don’t know… maybe? Why are you asking me?!”“Can I ask you something?”“What do you want from me?”“That doesn’t look safe…”“Why would you even think that this was...
Sentence Starters: Anger!
“What the hell is your problem?!” “Leave me alone! Just get out!” “I don’t care that you’re sorry.” “Sorry doesn’t just fix everything!” “You did it on purpose, didn’t you?!” “I’m done trying to help you!” “All you care about is yourself!” “I hate you. I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize th...
  • "What are you going to be for Halloween this year?"
  • "I just can't wait for Halloween!"
  • "We should totally go scare some kids."
  • "I swear to god if i hear that spooky scary skeleton song again i'm gonna --"
  • "Let's go pumpkin picking!"
  • "You should totally buy that costume!"
  • "Trick or treat!"
  • "Don't go on the hayride. I almost threw up on that."
  • ...
  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
  • "Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"
  • "It will be bold! Dramatic!"
  • "No capes!"
  • "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
  • "The public is in danger!"
  • "_______ doesn't have any powers."
  • "Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."
  • ...