• mine meme memes signs leo cancer aries libra zodiac astrology pisces taurus gemini virgo scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius horoscope 2015 Zodiac Signs the signs as signs as pastel-undertale •
  • Aries:gamer bf
  • Taurus:nerdy bf
  • Gemini:adorable positive bf
  • Cancer:caring bf
  • Leo:sporty bf
  • Virgo:feminine bf
  • Libra:hardworking bf
  • Scorpio:tall w/ nice smile bf
  • Sagittarius:strong asf bf
  • Capricorn:musician bf
  • Aquarius:emo bf
  • Pisces:artist bf

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  • Aries:gamer bf
  • Taurus:nerdy bf
  • Gemini:adorable positive bf
  • Cancer:caring bf
  • Leo:sporty bf
  • Virgo:feminine bf
  • Libra:hardworking bf
  • Scorpio:tall w/ nice smile bf
  • ...
  • Aries:talks too loud
  • Taurus:obnoxious pen clicker
  • Gemini:tells bad jokes
  • Cancer:ignores people 24/7
  • Leo:steals food
  • Virgo:never knows what's going on
  • Libra:plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
  • Scorpio:singing all the time
  • ...
the signs as old fashion emoticons
Aries - >:) Taurus - :P Gemini - xD Cancer - :’) Leo - ;) Virgo - -_- Libra - :) Scorpio - :/ Sagittarius - >:D Capricorn - O:-) Aquarius - B-) Pisces - :o
  • Aries:shit. talker.
  • Taurus:really quiet but lowkey wants to cry
  • Gemini:sad sad SAD/mad mad MAD
  • Cancer:how they normally act all the time
  • Leo:too prideful to say anything but shows it with their body language
  • Virgo:sour remarks and excessive guilt tripping, denies it
  • Libra:super passive aggressive, starts bringing up things that have been bothering them for a while that they never talked about with u
  • Scorpio:silent treatment bc u best BELIEVE they're plotting something
  • ...
  • The ‘looks like a bad bitch but isn’t’ squad:Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries
  • The ‘doesn't look like a bad bitch but actually is’ squad:Taurus, Pisces, Gemini
  • The ‘looks like a bad bitch, is a bad bitch’ squad:Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio
  • The ‘doesn't look like a bad bitch and isn't one either’ squad:Libra, Cancer
  • Aries:Black dragon that is obsessed with death and destruction, quick to anger. Active mostly at night, has poison breath and usually lives in swamp areas. Has slimy scales and appears skeletal and corpse like. A sign of death and appears when a sick person is about to pass.
  • Taurus:Pale yellow dragon. Herbivore, but will not hesitate to kill an evil human. They are the primary protector of women and children. Can be the size of a Golden Retriever, are useful in the household and are peaceful. Breathes a universal medicine that smells like lemons and loves people and shiny objects.
  • Gemini:Green forest dragon. Highly intelligent dragon, can communicate with humans. Similar to the snake in Garden of Eden, it is cunning and malevolent. Breathes chlorine gas and has horns atop his head to be able to disguise themselves.
  • Cancer:Silver dragon. The most sensitive dragon and the savior of the wounded, homeless, and helpless. They have mercury blood and breath, making it poisonous to inhale and touch, but their scales are often used in healing creams that they create.
  • Leo:Holographic dragon that is blinding to the eye, this is their primary defensive trait. They spend lots of time luxuriating on their own and live with a few others of their kind. Known for attacking other dragons and has arsenic laced breath.
  • Virgo:White snow dragon. Intelligent but hermit dragon, very afraid of human. Has frostbite breath. Blends in with snow and preys on larger mammals and lone humans. Dislikes include sunlight. Their scales are water repellant.
  • Libra:Bronze dragons. Obsessed with humans and their culture. Lives close to the ocean and has extremely hot, lava like breath. Known for killing tyrants and criminals, similar to the Blue Dragon. Has a human-like sense of good and evil.
  • Scorpio:Purple exotic dragon. First bred in Asia, these dragons are the most mysterious. Scales regularly shed and are used in making perfumes and sex oils. Breathes a sedative gas to knock out people, then torture and eat them. They are beautiful, but if you see them, you will be dead very soon.
  • ...
  • Aries :Goddamn right, you should be scared of me.
  • Taurus :All we do is think about the feelings that we hide, all we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign. Sick and full of pride.
  • Gemini :Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me ? Pointing fingers cause you'll never take the blame like me ?
  • Cancer :I found God. I found him in a lover. When his hair falls in his face and his hands so cold they shake
  • Leo :I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand, don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man.
  • Virgo :You were red and you liked me because I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn't for you
  • Libra :They think I'm insane, they think my lover is strange but I don't have to fucking tell them anything.
  • Scorpio :My demons are begging me to open up my mouth. I need them mechanically make the words come out
  • ...
  • Cutie butts:Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
  • Silly butts:Taurus, Aries, Aquarius
  • Sexy butts:Libra, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Butts:Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
  • Yes, no, maybe:Leo, Libra, Cancer, Taurus
  • I don't know:Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries, Capricorn
  • Can you repeat the question:Pisces, Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...
  • Aries:Megara
  • Taurus:Anna
  • Gemini:Belle
  • Cancer:Snow White
  • Leo:Merida
  • Virgo:Cinderella
  • Libra:Aurora
  • Scorpio:Jasmine
  • ...
zodiac signs as bad habits
aries: not texting back, chewing on gum really loudly, double dippingtaurus: unbalanced sleep/eating schedule, drinking too much coffee, reality tvgemini: not letting other people finish their stories, talking too loudly, slouchingcancer: judging other people for everything, getting overly protectiv...