Murasakibara Speaking English
Recorded from KnB 3DS game Shouri he no Kiseki playthrough video, unfortunately deleted (´???`) In which Himuro and Kagami teaches Murasakibara to pronounce some English words.
Enjoy the Engrish
Edit: changed the yosh part into its English equivalent because it looks weird xD Special thanks to neiribelin for pointing it out
Himuro: What’s wrong, Atsushi? You’re pretty heatedly staring at those snacks
Murasakibara: This shop sells various English snacks
Himuro: Ah, imported snacks.
Murasakibara: Chocolate cake. Venus butter cookie
Himuro: Oh? Atsushi can read English?
Murasakibara: If it’s chocolate or cookie, it’s normal to see it everywhere. This is potato chips. When I see snacks that I haven’t seen before, I feel excited.
Kagami: Isn’t it Tatsuya and Murasakibara
Himuro: Hey, Taiga! Are you shopping?
Kagami: I’m a bit hungry, so I came to buy food
Himuro: Then look here. There’s some nostalgic things.
Kagami: Oh! This is nostalgic! Wheat Pretzel Jalapeno!
Murasakibara: Kagami can read English too?
Kagami: Well I was overseas before.
Murasakibara: Oh, that’s right. You were with Murochin.
Kagami: What, you can’t read it?
Murasakibara: I can. This is potato chips.
Himuro: That’s right. Since we are here, why don’t you try remembering the pronunciation?
Himuro: Reading and writing is also needed, but the most important thing in English conversation is pronunciation. If you use your favorite snacks, I’m sure it’ll be faster to remember. What do you think?
Murasakibara: Hmm. Then, teach me some.
Himuro: Shall we try it? Then first let’s start from this. Mint cream chocolate cookie.
Murasakibara: Eh? One more time.
Himuro: Mint cream chocolate cookie. Now, Atsushi, sense the pronunciation.
Murasakibara: Mint cream chocolate cookie
Himuro: Good! That’s a good pronunciation.
Kagami: Alright! Then next is this one. Strawberry marshmallow.
Murasakibara: Strawberry marshmallow.
Kagami: That’s pretty good.
Murasakibara: This is standard.
Kagami: Alright! Then next-
Kagami: Potato chips
Murasakibara: Potato chips
Kagami: You’ve remembered quite a lot
Himuro: That’s right. Great pronunciation, Atsushi.
Murasakibara: Apple snack sticks.
Alex: Yo, Tatsuya and Taiga! Also Atsushi.
Himuro: Hey, Alex
Alex: What are you doing? Shopping?
Himuro: They’re selling snacks from overseas
Alex: Oh? It’s true. There’s a lot that I know here. Pretzel, huh? I want to eat it~
Alex: Oh? What’s this? You can speak English? Not sure if you know American snacks, so let me give you a recommendation. This flavor is really popular in the states and everyone there eats it!
Alex: Uh, what’s wrong?
Murasakibara: Even if I can’t have conversation in English, as long as I get the snacks I’ll just go back.
Alex: O-Oi! What was that?
Himuro: It’s because he only remembered how to pronounce snacks names
Kagami: If he meets the real English speaker of course he won’t understand