• See, everyone who’s like “oh Ford probably just cut his lip or something that’s how he tasted human ... stanford pines thesnadger •

See, everyone who’s like “oh Ford probably just cut his lip or something that’s how he tasted human blood” are totally missing the point. 

Ford apparently can say with confidence that human blood is better tasting than cow or sheep blood. Meaning he’s sampled a significant enough amount of both to really compare the two, and say yes, definitely human blood is much more of a culinary treat than that of livestock.

Possible reasons for this:

  1. Did it on purpose. FOR SCIENCE. Everything is data, Fiddleford. Everything is data.
  2. Temporarily a vampire
  3. Bill is weird and does weird things with your body when you let him possess it.

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i never noticed that ford also pulled mabel awayi thought it was just dipper the entire time omg
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See, everyone who’s like “oh Ford probably just cut his lip or something that’s how he tasted human blood” are totally missing the point. Ford apparently can say with confidence that human blood is better tasting than cow or sheep blood. Meaning he’s sampled a significant enough amount of both to re...
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Okay, can we talk about all the things Mabel did that Ford himself couldn’t do?She figured out the gnomes’ weakness.She solved the mystery of the eighth and a half president.She managed to get unicorn hair.
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