• i read your tags when you reblog my posts and if you don’t tag i feel like you showed up at my... misc. text slipperiestbutt •

i read your tags when you reblog my posts

and if you don’t tag i feel like you showed up at my birthday party with an empty box


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i read your tags when you reblog my posts and if you don’t tag i feel like you showed up at my birthday party with an empty box
friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
dragon age au where instead of a using a staff dorian does this during fights
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repeat after me, folks: there’s a difference between liking villainous characters and being obsessed with the idea that they’re somehow better people than they actually are.
when a board game doesn’t have a start player rule
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don’t worry i wasn’t going to
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free?
LBH THE REAL AWARD TONIGHT WAS AMERICAN HUSTLE WINNING 0 AWARDS
im laughing so hard at this article literally what would these idiotic excuses for men suggest women wear??? these are literally all the clothes i own
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“how the hell did i sleep this long,” an autobiography written by me