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I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talks with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

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I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talks with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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yeah okay the new troll is cool and all but look at this fucking precious baby look at him breathing green fire IF YOU DONT THINK THIS AXOLOTL IS PRECIOUS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU
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