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In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.


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does anyone else remember following just the right amount of blogs to be able to scroll through your dash every morning until you reached the last post you saw the night before
  • someone without a tumblr:look at this
  • me:i saw that on tumblr a year ago
  • when people don't sit next to me in class:offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered
the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while receiving attention from people at the same time
getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
the three p’s: pizza pasta pokemon
do you ever read someone’s url the completely wrong way and then one day you suddenly realize what it actually says and means and it’s like everything finally makes sense
i wonder if the first person to ever follow my blog is still following me
current mood:
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is anyone else in their twenties but still feel like they’re lingering in their late teenage years
do you ever look back at a friendship with someone from the internet and think to yourself, “i’m so glad that i decided to befriend them because they make me so happy”