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In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.

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do you ever read someone’s url the completely wrong way and then one day you suddenly realize what it actually says and means and it’s like everything finally makes sense
i wonder how many slices of pizza i’ve eaten over the course of my lifetime
it’s pretty difficult to get your life together when the only time the thought occurs to you is after 1 in the morning
  • someone without a tumblr:look at this
  • me:i saw that on tumblr a year ago
  • me everywhere:ugh there are people here
christmas is so close i can almost smell the santa hats being edited into our icons
*climbs a small set of stairs* well that’s enough exercise for today
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does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer
me: i’ll get out of bed at 9 a.m.clock: 9:00me:
every day i realize more and more that i’m just not cut out to be an adult and that’s scary
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