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In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.


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DAY 23 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23
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  • when people don't sit next to me in class:offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered
i wonder how many slices of pizza i’ve eaten over the course of my lifetime
  • me everywhere:ugh there are people here
christmas is so close i can almost smell the santa hats being edited into our icons
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*climbs a small set of stairs* well that’s enough exercise for today
does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer
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getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it
i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you