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In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.


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i wonder how many slices of pizza i’ve eaten over the course of my lifetime
“CAN PEOPLE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG I DON’T WANT THIS TO GET ANY MORE NOTES”
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*watches 10 years of a television show in under 2 months*
the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while receiving attention from people at the same time
getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it
  • when people don't sit next to me in class:offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered
  • someone without a tumblr:look at this
  • me:i saw that on tumblr a year ago
does anyone else remember following just the right amount of blogs to be able to scroll through your dash every morning until you reached the last post you saw the night before
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
do you ever read someone’s url the completely wrong way and then one day you suddenly realize what it actually says and means and it’s like everything finally makes sense
the three p’s: pizza pasta pokemon
constantly torn between wanting to get my driver’s license in order to experience the freedoms of driving and avoiding that task completely, knowing the potential dangers that can come from it