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Nomes perfeitos para seus trabalhos:

P. Lúcia - Fabricante de Bichinhos

Pinto Souto - Fabricante de Cuecas

Marcos Dias - Fabricante de Calendários 

Décio Machado - Guarda Florestal 

Oscar Romeu - Dono de Concessionária

Hélvio Lino - Professor de Música

Alberta Alceu Pinto - Prostituta

H. Romeu Pinto - Gatoro de Programa

Eudes Penteado - Cabeleireiro 

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41158 notes / posted 2 years 9 months ago
no me gusta que me comparen.
so i was lookin at a bunch of kawaii pixels like 5 seconds ago and i found this a kawaii tampon kawaii tam pon
If fandom considers a female character a bitch there is a 99% probability that I am in love with said character
sarah unfollowed mikey on twitter & deleted all their pictures together on instagram ???
post siempre me pasa
the worst is when it’s late at night and some hilarious thing comes up on your dash but you can’t laugh or you’ll wake everyone up so you just smile demonically while rocking back and forth clapping like an excited seal heaving air into your lungs until your face hurts
I wanna live in a busy city where the seasons change in an old apartment with a cat or two and make art and design clothes and get coffee all the time and never wear pants when I’m at home and I’ll always have the window open and someone to kiss me good morning and goodnight
im pretty sure gerard knew we were all upset, so he just kind of
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people who talk about me in text posts (????) people who tag me in things (????)  people who send me incoherent asks to share feels (????) people who acknowledge my existence ???:*???:* \(????)/ *:???*:???
Algún día me voy a caer, me va dar paja levantarme... ahí me quedare y moriré.
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Fuck Ryuko and Mako’s relationship is the cutest fucking thing in Kill la Kill They go from this to this aND IT GETS BETTER Fuck these two they’re going to make me shit myself from the adorableness of everything about them
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Me making a text post is basically the same as spongebob taking his extra credit boating exam
“Here you go” …. “no waIT I CHANGE MY MIND” “NO DONT LOOK, ITS NOT READY” “I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.” “I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.” “AAAAAH MY HAND. MY HAND IS CRAMPING” ….. and then i just end up w...
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