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Nomes perfeitos para seus trabalhos:

P. Lúcia - Fabricante de Bichinhos

Pinto Souto - Fabricante de Cuecas

Marcos Dias - Fabricante de Calendários 

Décio Machado - Guarda Florestal 

Oscar Romeu - Dono de Concessionária

Hélvio Lino - Professor de Música

Alberta Alceu Pinto - Prostituta

H. Romeu Pinto - Gatoro de Programa

Eudes Penteado - Cabeleireiro 

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