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Nomes perfeitos para seus trabalhos:

P. Lúcia - Fabricante de Bichinhos

Pinto Souto - Fabricante de Cuecas

Marcos Dias - Fabricante de Calendários 

Décio Machado - Guarda Florestal 

Oscar Romeu - Dono de Concessionária

Hélvio Lino - Professor de Música

Alberta Alceu Pinto - Prostituta

H. Romeu Pinto - Gatoro de Programa

Eudes Penteado - Cabeleireiro 

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Me flirting: come smoke with me
"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"
You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there’s pizza
nick told me to post it add me on snapchat!!
no me gusta que me comparen.
sarah unfollowed mikey on twitter & deleted all their pictures together on instagram ???
post siempre me pasa
so i was lookin at a bunch of kawaii pixels like 5 seconds ago and i found this a kawaii tampon kawaii tam pon
If fandom considers a female character a bitch there is a 99% probability that I am in love with said character
the worst is when it’s late at night and some hilarious thing comes up on your dash but you can’t laugh or you’ll wake everyone up so you just smile demonically while rocking back and forth clapping like an excited seal heaving air into your lungs until your face hurts
I wanna live in a busy city where the seasons change in an old apartment with a cat or two and make art and design clothes and get coffee all the time and never wear pants when I’m at home and I’ll always have the window open and someone to kiss me good morning and goodnight
people who talk about me in text posts (????) people who tag me in things (????)  people who send me incoherent asks to share feels (????) people who acknowledge my existence ???:*???:* \(????)/ *:???*:???