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period explosion period humor
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  • Person:Hey
  • Me:Can you shut the fuck up.
  • me:shut the fuck up
  • me:don't fucking touch me
  • me:I want someone to hug me
  • me:food
  • me:why didn't God bless me with a dick
  • me:why the fuck are you breathing
  • me:get the fuck out my way
  • me:at least i'm not pregnant
  • me:touch me and DIE
  • me:please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
  • me:feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
  • me:IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
  • me:-cries for 3 hours-
  • me:oh my god i'm hungry
  • me:SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
  • me:no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
  • ...
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  • Uterus:That new underwear looks nice.
  • Uterus:It'd be a shame if something...
  • Uterus:...happened to it.
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When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
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LOL funny mine iphone period .