• RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess ... Personal college student sociology idk what to tag this with mane jon stanfield was an amazing teacher we complained that it was christmas and we didn't want to do revision once so he yelled 'fuck it' and threw the papers in the air and then went 'no we need to do this' and picked the back up dovalbun •

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’


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RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an...
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