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Reason why The Desolation of Smaug will be the best movie ever: drunk elves
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  • Ethical vegan:Doesn't eat or use anything that came from or harmed an animal.
  • "Plant based" vegan:Doesn't eat anything that came from an animal, or anything processed or "unhealthy," but might still wear leather or use beeswax or ride horses, etc. Probably is vegan just for health reasons.
  • Environmental vegan:because that pound of beef used as much water as six months worth of showers. and did you even think about the amount of greenhouse gasses involved?
  • Raw vegan:fruit + raw veggies + sunlight + magic vibes
  • Gourmet raw vegan:poster child of raw food. eats raw dehydrated cashew kale chips, raw spaghetti noodles with raw cashew pesto and raw walnut sausage, and raw cashew cheesecake.
  • Raw til 4 vegan:smash in the carbs. nice cream. pasta.
  • Low carb vegan:similar to bigfoot in that its existence is whispered of but unconfirmed. probably eats lots of nuts and avocado. is suspected to be moody and undercarbed, so if you encounter one please watch out.
  • Junk food vegan:Oreos, potato chips, vegan pizza, just about anything the plant based or raw vegan would avoid, but at least it didn't kill any animals!
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It’s all explained in the link better but long story short, Eft and I need to get out of our abusive homes. Eft’s family is literally at poverty level, and my family is...