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“Portal” sentence meme

  • Nice job breaking it, hero.
  • Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive.
  • You’re not even going the right way.
  • Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake.
  • You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
  • What’s your point, anyway? Survival?
  • I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
  • That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound.
  • Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect.
  • Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞
  • Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel?
  • You haven’t escaped, you know.
  • Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day.
  • Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
  • Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]!
  • Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
  • Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
  • Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going.
  • This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this.
  • It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead.
  • If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
  • The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
  • That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
  • Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room.
  • This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?
  • Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
  • I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior.
  • A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1.
  • You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing.
  • Didn’t we have some fun, though?
  • Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
  • Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
  • Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct.
  • Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
  • I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
  • No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
  • Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
  • Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway.
  • When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes.
  • Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket.
  • The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
  • You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you.
  • You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead.
  • Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy.
  • We will stop enhancing the truth.
  • Stop squirming and die like an adult.
  • I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone.
  • You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
  • We have added a consequence for failure.
  • You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
  • Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart.
  • You are kidding me.
  • You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here.

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“Portal” sentence meme
❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞❝ What’s your point, anyway? Su...
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