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(My sister is a lesbian and after our mother doesn’t react very well to her coming out, she is nervous about telling our more conservative father.)

Sister: “Dad, I need to tell you something.”

Dad: “Okay.”

Sister: “I’m gay.”

Dad: “That’s nice. What do you want for dinner?”

(A couple months later she became a vegetarian.)

Sister: “Dad, I’m a vegetarian.”

Dad: “What? Why would you do something like that!”

Sister: “This is what you have a problem with?”

Dad: “Of course! Being a vegetarian is a choice!”

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